Day in the life of a discord mod
5am: get dressed
6am: open discord
10am: go outside
10:01am: review suggestions
3pm: breakfast
5pm: exercise
5:01pm: check on the server
4:55am: bed
meanwhile:
boy and e-girl: *joins*
mod: *bans boy in 0.00000000001 seconds*
mod: *automatically gives the 'DMs open' role*
mod: be gf or ban
gf: ok
mod: where do you live? what is yor name? how old?
person: *posts memes in general*
mod: say goodbye (?mute @person#1337 5d L bozo)
22 years later
Guinness World Record: Most people banned in Discord in a lifetime - 74637281746732847 - goes to Mod#420 (1996-2069)
Guinness World Record: Most girls dated in discord in a lifetime - 758345745738549323893 - goes to Mod#420
How to get into a Discord Mod's Account
You can't.
5am: get dressed
6am: open discord
10am: go outside
10:01am: review suggestions
3pm: breakfast
5pm: exercise
5:01pm: check on the server
4:55am: bed
meanwhile:
boy and e-girl: *joins*
mod: *bans boy in 0.00000000001 seconds*
mod: *automatically gives the 'DMs open' role*
mod: be gf or ban
gf: ok
mod: where do you live? what is yor name? how old?
person: *posts memes in general*
mod: say goodbye (?mute @person#1337 5d L bozo)
22 years later
Guinness World Record: Most people banned in Discord in a lifetime - 74637281746732847 - goes to Mod#420 (1996-2069)
Guinness World Record: Most girls dated in discord in a lifetime - 758345745738549323893 - goes to Mod#420
How to get into a Discord Mod's Account
You can't.
by Empress Kristi April 29, 2022
Get the discord mod mug.usually, a discord mod is pretty fat and overweighted. a real discord mod likes to date 12 year old girls and he likes to ban innocent people
beluga: yo lester, wanna hear a joke?
discord mod named lester: Rule 69: no jokes/memes in general
beluga: *tells the joke anyways*
*beluga was banned*
discord mod named lester: Rule 69: no jokes/memes in general
beluga: *tells the joke anyways*
*beluga was banned*
by timtiminsky September 14, 2022
Get the discord mod mug.Garry's Mod, also known as GMod, is a...well, mod of Half-Life 2. You get to mess around with an almost infinite amount of objects in an almost infinite amount of maps. The possibilities are literally endless.
There's also a couple game modes, including but not limited to:
-Hide and Seek; exactly what it sounds like.
-Prop Hunt; A couple players try to blend in with the map by becoming various objects while the others try to find and kill them.
-Guess Who: Prop Hunt, but with player models and special abilities.
-Trouble in Terrorist Town (TTT): The OG Among Us with guns.
Deathrun: One player is "Death." The other players have to dodge various traps triggered by "Death," and try to make it to the end of the map.
There's also a couple game modes, including but not limited to:
-Hide and Seek; exactly what it sounds like.
-Prop Hunt; A couple players try to blend in with the map by becoming various objects while the others try to find and kill them.
-Guess Who: Prop Hunt, but with player models and special abilities.
-Trouble in Terrorist Town (TTT): The OG Among Us with guns.
Deathrun: One player is "Death." The other players have to dodge various traps triggered by "Death," and try to make it to the end of the map.
Garry's Mod was popularized by VanossGaming and his friends after they migrated from GTA V. It is still popular seventeen years after its release, and probably will remain that way until whenever Garry's Mod 2 comes out.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 26, 2021
Get the Garry's Mod mug.The mod god is a 6’4” 300+ pound buff Mexican man, originating out of Orting, WA.
The mod god is something of a tale, or a myth in the small Orting community, he’s known for his major dank OHS bathroom hotboxes.
In the mod god’s free time he enjoys drinking Cranberry juice and dapping up the homies, the mod god has a golden aura and is hard to miss, an absolutely beautiful specimen.
To spot the mod god in public, is equal to spotting michael jackson walking the earth after death, or comparable to discovering time travel.
The mod god is something of a tale, or a myth in the small Orting community, he’s known for his major dank OHS bathroom hotboxes.
In the mod god’s free time he enjoys drinking Cranberry juice and dapping up the homies, the mod god has a golden aura and is hard to miss, an absolutely beautiful specimen.
To spot the mod god in public, is equal to spotting michael jackson walking the earth after death, or comparable to discovering time travel.
by nebel.misophonia March 6, 2023
Get the The Mod God mug.A combination of someone being hipster, vintage, and modern all at the same time. The "vinny" in he word stands for vintage, the "mod" stands for modern. Vinny-mods often like various types of music. They are also very funny and can get mean, at times. A lot of Vinny-mods use a website which shall not be named, true Vinny-mods will know what it is. If you see one, be sure to talk to them, they love friends, most of the time. Vinny-mods are the coolest people you will ever meet.
by vinnymodcreator January 26, 2011
Get the Vinny-mods mug.A mod moment is when a discord moderator is retarded like stop is and fucks up really really badly such as banning a random person for no reason. It was created by the god Fedis himself.
by echoissocool December 4, 2020
Get the Mod Moment mug.Some of the visitors at gametalk who want to become a moderator and they act foolish over it. These people have literally treatened suicide and tried to bribe Mike with money to become one (and I am dead serious). They don't relize that this behavior can not only cause them not to get hired, but also to annoy gamers at the site.
But don't get me wrong, not everyone who wants to be a mod acts this way.
But don't get me wrong, not everyone who wants to be a mod acts this way.
by lunar shadows August 10, 2004
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