meat duck

Someone of the duck.. also a really good cuddle object (soft and squishy)

Guy: wanna cuddle

Girl: nah I gotta meat duck.

by Yuopi January 30, 2017

meat toot

When a girl is being eaten out and when the male takes a breath, the girl suddenly queefs on the males mouth.

Yo I heard Grace got eaten out by dimitri and she queefed in his mouth. She had a dirty meat toot

by A niglet from Africa November 20, 2018

chocolate meat cushion

A soft turd encountered by a penis during anal sex.

A chocolate meat cushion is much more pleasant than probing an impacted colon with your dick.

by OakRaid October 30, 2014

Cock Meat Cough Drop

To pour cough syrup on one's penis, and insert it into a sick person throat.

My gay life partner has really bad bronchitis and was coughing most of the night. I told him to open wide for daddy cause your going to have to choke down a Cock Meat Cough Drop. So I drown my huge man hammer in Tussin and jammed it down his cock holster.

by Ballsagna April 1, 2015

wheel meat

any deli-type meat that is cut into round slices

I'm out of cash so I have to eat wheel meat sandwiches until payday.

by june t May 14, 2015

lesbian meat hook

Wrestling move signatured by Adam Moore. It is when one crosses their middle finger over their ring finger known as the hook. From here you will cup the opponent's butt cheeks as the hook slides to toward the center of mass causes the opponent to become uncomfortable and scream in fear.

The wrestler used the lesbian meat hook to scare his opponent into submission.

by Widened.urethra February 8, 2018

You think you're fresh meat?

Somebody who believes that they are of a superior quality to another person. Generally used when someone is bragging about a personal accomplishment.

Kyle: Dude I totally won our team the game!

Liam: You think you're fresh meat?

by Manusuperfan March 11, 2013