A term used to perfectly describe the state of being absolutely fucked due to festivities, excessive drinking, and over the top celebrations on the holiday known as St Patrick's Day
“Dude I was as smashed as St Patty Matty” / “I pulled an St Patty Matty last night and couldn’t make it to my bed “
by princessej March 26, 2018
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by SuzieMom December 23, 2017
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by Anonymous....12..... September 17, 2017
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by Raughy is real April 17, 2017
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