Lonely as in being alone (single gang)
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A strategy used by men looking to pick up women usually at a bar or social gathering, consisting of him either pretending to be alone or actually being alone as a strategic way of having women who notice he is by himself to approach him.
"Check this out guys, i'm gonna try The Lonely Man and see if i get lucky". -Pretending
"F*ck it, im just gonna go out alone tonight and try The Lonely Man". -Actually alone
"F*ck it, im just gonna go out alone tonight and try The Lonely Man". -Actually alone
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Get the Four Red Bull's and a Lonely Night mug.The act of cutting the zipper off of a plastic sandwich bag, squirting lubricant into it, placing the plastic bag into the microwave for 4-6 seconds, placing the bag between the cushions of a couch, and proceeding to then fuck the couch silly. Usually done by lonely virgins.
Guy 1: Dude, I lonely sandwiched like three times last night.
Guy 2: You're a sick bastard. You seriously need to get laid.
Guy 2: You're a sick bastard. You seriously need to get laid.
by otacon33 July 13, 2010
Get the lonely sandwich mug.1) When you think something is "the greatest of all time" because you have heard it said by others for so long that you begin to believe it yourself.
2) Conforming with a majority of people's opinion about something being the "greatest of all time" when you might not fully understand why.
2) Conforming with a majority of people's opinion about something being the "greatest of all time" when you might not fully understand why.
A day in the life of someone with this condition...
Person #1: DUDE! Snickers is the greatest candy bar of all time.
Person #2: That's strange. I could have swore the other day you said Kit Kat was the greatest candy bar. What made you change your mind?
Person #1: Well, I read a Rolling Stone article listing the 500 greatest candy bars of all time. They placed Snickers as number one. OMG SNICKERS IS THE BEST BECAUSE THEY SAID IT WAS. NOW I THINK IT'S THE BEST TOO
Person #2: Oh God, you're suffering a bad case of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.
Person #1: DUDE! Snickers is the greatest candy bar of all time.
Person #2: That's strange. I could have swore the other day you said Kit Kat was the greatest candy bar. What made you change your mind?
Person #1: Well, I read a Rolling Stone article listing the 500 greatest candy bars of all time. They placed Snickers as number one. OMG SNICKERS IS THE BEST BECAUSE THEY SAID IT WAS. NOW I THINK IT'S THE BEST TOO
Person #2: Oh God, you're suffering a bad case of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.
by topaz25 November 27, 2011
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