hurt locker

A place where you might find yourself after a long night of consuming alcoholic beverages.

" Man I woke up this morning at some random chicks house, my head pounding, and a vauge recollection of what the hell happened last night...needless to say I'm hating it in the hurt locker."

by E-ROCK!!!!!!!!!!! December 27, 2005

The Locker

A sexual act between a male and a female. First the male shoves his fist up the females vagina or anus and then opens his hand out so it can not be pulled out of the female.

I used The Locker on my girlfriend last night.
LAD1: what were you up to last night mate?
LAD2: i was using the locker on my misses mate

by TheBaconSizzler1674 February 24, 2014

Locker

"A woman who doesn’t treat her body with respect and is open for business 24 hours a day. Much like the boys locker room in high school and college, everyone gets in and out. They know the combo down cold. The locker room remains open and stank in smell. Christina Aguilera is the ultimate locker. I mean…there’s fungus growing in that shit, jockstraps hanging inside." - boxorlocker.com

"Is that girl a box or a locker?"
"I heard she gets trained once a week. Has to be a locker."

by Imelda October 16, 2012

hurt locker

the designated person within a group of male friends who is given the important taste of taking (disarming) the grenade within a group of female friends

"Billy you are going to have to hurt locker the fat one."
"Hurt locker, there are 4 of us and only 3 of the 4 girls are hot, you're on duty tonight."

by The Real Hurt locker August 28, 2011

Hurt locker

1.An individual who is thoroughly skilled in taking down the unfortunate-looking girl of a group so that his friends may revel in the luxury of the other beauties.

2.The ultimate wing man

"Guys, we seem to have a grenade among those chicks - we need a hurt locker to diffuse it, quick!"

by tela34 April 28, 2010

Davy Jones’ Locker

where semen go to die. the small of a slapper's back, but can include her arse as well. often adorned with a tramp stamp.

wow, even the prosta-tots have a shag-tag on Davy Jones’ Locker now-a-days!

by bcoe January 31, 2008

Locker Room Talk

1. Noun. A primary communication method of United States President Donald Trump
2. Noun. One of the dankest hardcore rave beats ever written, by God's gift to humanity, the outside agency.

Dude 1: Dude! We should totally go to some abandoned warehouse and listen to Locker Room Talk while getting plastered , loud enough that our ears bleed!

Dude 2: Fuck yea homeslice

by LivingDeadMemes September 13, 2017