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"Loan Mods"

Modifying an exsisting loan to better terms/lower payments. Currently loan mods are a way for a borrower of a home loan to negotiate the terms of there mortgage. Loan Modification officers are typically a third party out of work x-mortgage loan officer trying to continue to make easy money by being a middle man involved in financial transactions.
GD:"Mortgage re-financing is terrible right now,lending sucks".

Bova: I know,where the hell have you been, We are all doing "Loan Mods" right now until sub-prime comes back!
by drummerg2 April 7, 2009
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Loan Sniper

When your wife owes you money, so you shoot your load in her eye.

AKA. When a wife gets added to credit and kills your deal due to excessive shopping.
Steve came home early and saw three Coach purses and 15 pairs of shoes, he then proceeded to give her the loan sniper.
by NWFHA August 6, 2009
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Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobllllantysiliogogogoch

A town situated in Anglesey, Northern Wales and is famous for having the longest town name in the UK
I'm going on holiday to Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobllllantysiliogogogoch.
by NoSteamInTheMidlands December 17, 2018
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LOANIA

She's this beautiful girl who is amazing,talented and funny. She's a girl that everyone loves deep inside,and a girl who is an inspiration for those who were in need. Loania is a girl who has this beautiful gifted voice! She is also a big sister to Mercede and Jasmyn. Loania is a blessing. Loania is my strength! Loania is my love! GUYS WATCH OUT FOR HER BECAUSE IF YOU GET HER MAD THEN..OOO YOU'RE DEAD.(LOL) BUT SHE IS AMAZING AND YOU CAN'T FIND ANOTHER PERSON LIKE HER!
Loania i love you so much! You're beautiful and have such an amazing voice.xx
by mahana is cool! September 2, 2019
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LELAND

by eatmyass18 February 17, 2022
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student loan

A bank note taken out by a late-stage child for a quarter of a million dollars to assist them in getting a job that pays thirty thousand dollars a year. Once attained, it's required that you drink overpriced beer and cocktails while congregating with other loan holders to complain about how people who found other means to success should pay for the balance of the bill.
"When that hunk, Joe Biden, talks about wiping out my student loans, I get wet and need new panties."
by RKive$85 December 2, 2022
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Zero Interest Loan

A loan taken out from your parents with the understanding that you'll pay them back when you get a real job. It is common amongst college students with parents who have disposable income.
Guy 1: Hey man, you should come to Vegas with me and my buddies next month. It's gonna be a blast.

Guy 2: Aw I wish I could, but I don't have the money right now. You know, since I'm still in school.

Guy 1: Why don't you go to the international bank of mom & dad and ask for a zero interest loan?

Guy 2: Good idea!
by jaypife July 11, 2011
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