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gortavious loony vine II

smells like fart, is dumb and fat and noone likes him
gortavious loony vine II: hi guys
gortavious loony vine II's "friends" (they dont actually like him cuz he stinks like fart and hes fat so he takes up 2 seats on the bus): shut up gortavious loony vine II youre a gortavious loony vine II
by gortaviousloonyvineiihater September 21, 2025
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calm your loins

A pleasant alternative to the usual 'calm your tits', usually directed towards a male. The exact opposite of 'gird your loins'. It means as it looks-- calm yourself because you're making mistakes your children are going to feel (through the loins).
"Hey, hold my beer!"

"Bro, calm your loins."
by mjpants April 23, 2017
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ConJoyin my loins

When a girl or women or guy wants so bang badly with someone so badly they question their very existence, they questioning are they even worthy? Or they question do they even have a chance with said person but are still willing and able to go on given it up for temporary gain or temporary satisfaction. Oftentimes Mostly mistaken for love at first sight.
(ConJoyin my lions:) that women. Wants to ConJoyin my loins!That girl wanted to conjoyin my loins I bad. She wants to conjoyin my loins so badly. She want to conjoyin my loins ever since the last girl who gave a fuck about anything that matters! Should I give her a chance to joyin my loins or not bro?
by Dadontayte April 23, 2021
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ConJoyin my loins

When a girl or women or guy wants so bang badly with someone so badly they question their very existence, they questioning are they even worthy? Or they question do they even have a chance with said person but are still willing and able to go on given it up if for temporary gain or temporary satisfaction. Oftentimes Mostly mistaken for love at first sight.
(ConJoyin my lions:)she wants to ConJoyin my loins!That girl wanted to conjoyin my loins Iso bad. She wants to conjoyin my loins so badly. She want to conjoyin my loins ever since the last girl who gave a fuck about anything that matters said she would! Should I give her a chance to con joyin my loins or not bro?
by Dadontayte April 23, 2021
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Jonh and Loicy

Two random ass mfs united by the love of mitski and men
Did you hear Jonh and Loicy went to a Mitski concert?
Good for them.
by Byab Jonh July 11, 2022
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Disco in my loins

To have sex to the rythem and beat of the music.

When a man's engorged member slides in and out of a womans disco hall. At the same time his shiny disco balls bang against her arse to the beat of the music being listened too and thus creating a wonderful melody of love making.
Person 1: How was last night?

Person 2: I had disco in my loins with this girl from the club. She loved it when the uptempo song came on as the beat was so fast but my disco balls feels like they have been in a boxing ring.
by Wiseone1879 December 1, 2023
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Tki Tavsanli Linyitspor

A turkish amateur team. It was in the Turkish 1st league until 2014. The "Tki" in its name is taken from the abbreviation of Turkish Coal Enterprises.
Dude1: We will go away to Tki Tavsanli Linyitspor.

Dude2: I am sure we will win.
by foverise March 27, 2024
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