Unfold the Loaf

Unfold the Loaf, verb, means to pull out your penis.

Source: I am Rapaport, Stereo Podcast #132, Michael Rapaport

Hey baby, you are so fine, let me unfold the loaf.

by TMAdam August 24, 2016

muffin loaf

verb: 1. the action of pooping in a vagina.

"Shit, that bitch Tanya wouldn't let me tap that ass, so when she fucking fell asleep, I gave her a good ol' fashioned muffin loaf. Shit yeah!

by Aaron Nestor December 10, 2004

Mung Loaf

The very, very, very stinky shit you take when a mung load has passed through your digestive system.

I thought nobody would ever stop puking when I dropped that mung loaf I had been baking since last night.

by Johnny DeWadd Watkins September 10, 2008

blow a loaf

A fart that results in
the unexpected release pinch a loaf of fecal matter into your clothing, bed, or whatever.

Damn that sucks, I just blew a loaf into your clean sheets honey.

God damn it, that fart stinks! Are you sure you didn't blow a loaf in your cube?

by Robert November 24, 2003

King Loaf

the colloquial name for a large turd, shit, poop, crap deemed the "king loaf" due to its size and stature, usually unpleasant to conceive from the anus.

Dude, tommo just king loaf'd in his pants

by pillso September 9, 2010

Meat Loaf

One of the worlds best (and underrated) classic rock artists. his music is way better than most music out today. if you think he sucks then fuck off!

if elvis presly was underrated.
Meat Loaf is should be as famous as The beatles or the rolling stones.

by ICPTWIZTIDjuggalo April 17, 2008

fungle loaf

Single-man's meal concocted by mixing two to three week's leftovers together in one pan. Typically eaten standing up over the sink.

Last night I had some choice fungle loaf made out of old chili mac, shrimp chow mein, and Campbell's cheese soup.

by Cheesman October 19, 2006