Plate licker

A person who goes to insurance, financial or real estate sales presentations where free food is served, who is only there for the free food and is not interested at all in the bullshit being sold.

Sales rep: "Damn plate lickers! Twenty people showed up for the free steak dinner and presentation, but not a single sucker - I mean client - signed up!"

by Boglehead February 17, 2013

dirty dick licker

some one who is a worthless scumbag.

Fred don't help out becuase he's a dirty dicl licker.

by jon jonz February 25, 2004

national pussy licking day

June 29th is national pussy licking day.

It's the national pussy licking day.

by calyn.kirko July 2, 2015

Lick My Nine

slang for sucking a guys dick

You can lick my nine.

by Bvoss March 19, 2004

LICKALOTOPUS

It is a lesbian dinosaur.

That stinking lickalotopus took my girl home and diddled her good.

by RayWSL April 16, 2008

lick the stamp and send it

To proceed with something (usually something needing some bravery) with full gusto.

"Should I jump off this? "

"Yeah mate, lick the stamp and send it"

by Senditsammo February 4, 2019

licking Doorknobs is illegal on other planets

When you lick doorknobs that are illegal on other planets, this was featured on the "One Crab's Trash" Episode on the American Cartoon Series Spongebob Squarepants by Stephen Hillenburg.

SpongeBob SquarePants - "Licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets"

by SmeariestMocha9 October 29, 2019