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licence to print money

Those who bought into the McDonalds franchise years ago have found they now have a licence to print money
by Gumba Gumba May 13, 2004
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license

A human right or privilege, that was stolen by the government or surrendered to the government out of fear or compulsion, and then has been sold back to the bearer.
Human beings possess a God-given right to travel, hunt, fish, or establish a business, but, to operate a motor vehicle, shoot deer, attempt to catch a trout, or set up a coffee shop, the law requires a license.
by n8bar March 24, 2017
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bed license

The strip of pubic that grows from the belly button to the genitals. When grown out fully it is said that one can have sex for the first time.
I'm 13 and already got my bed license now I can finally have sex with my girlfriend.
by Absurd whale December 15, 2016
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Tijuana License Plate

Tattoo right above the ass crack. On older Women you can additionally add a joke about the "Tags" being out of date.
Dude, you catch that? That chick had an excellent Tijuana License Plate!
by HowieD December 23, 2007
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Did you steal your license?

A sarcastic phrase when somebody on the road drives so recklessly that you assume they stole their driver's license from someone.
A car drives at 100 mph on a highway and crashes a nearby car.
Guy with wrecked car: Did you steal your license?!
by GunnyMan4 August 17, 2016
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driver's license

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DRIVER'S LICENSE
by Imsitnherebarbsausonmi May 25, 2021
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license to kill

Usually used to describe a woman or man who is dressed to the highest degree of fineness that s/he can take someone's breath away (figuratively, i.e. not to the level of death).


note: not a legally recognized form of authorization.
LaFonda's got a license to kill in that hot jumpsuit and boot ensemble.
by Siouxzanna May 5, 2005
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