Dropped The Laundry 

1) The act of being extremely enraged about an occurance, generally pertaining, though not limited to, a sexual encounter.

2) The act of accidentally viewing something which the viewer was not necessarily meant to see, again, usually pertaining, though not limited to, a sexual encounter.

1) Jack: Adam, why are you grounded?

Adam: My mom dropped the laundry when she found out about my poor grades.

2) Tom: Albert, why do you have that horrified look on your face?

Albert: Dude, I dropped the laundry on my mom and the milk man last night.

Dropped The Laundry by Mr. Bearr February 15, 2010

Brian Dirty Laundry 

Some privileged tall, rich white bastard who pushed his hot blonde girlfriend off a cliff on their hiking trip and then tries to cover it up and the police refuse to do anything about it because he's a white man like them

Brian Dirty Laundry pushed went into hiding last week and hired a team of lawyers once his girlfriend's body was discovered rotting in the woods, but nobody arrested him because the police love a controlling white man like them

Brian Dirty Laundry by D Flawless September 21, 2021

Doing Laundry

v. Code word for drinking alcohol. Can commonly be confused with actually washing clothing; can lead to confusing conversations.

Emily: What are we doing tonight?

Laura: Doing laundry. ;)

Emily: Great. Where's the detergent?

Doing Laundry by Garlic Hummus April 1, 2009

folding laundry 

the act of masturbation

When I read that hot email you wrote me, I had to go fold some laundry.

folding laundry by alex chase February 2, 2004

dirty laundry 

A term possibly invented by Don Henley of the Eagles in his song of the same title. Junk news. Gossip. Heresay blown way out of proportion by the news media.

Don: "..Got the bubble headed bleach blond, comes on at 5..she can tell you 'bout the plane crash with a gleam in her eye...get the widow on the set..give us dirty laundry."

dirty laundry by psiscott April 26, 2006

aggie laundry marks 

The identifying markers that an aggie uses to make sure his undies are on the correct way. This is done by following the mantra that he learned at orientation, "yellow in the front, brown in the back". See also: skid marks, hershey highway

When joe bob picked up his whitey-titeys off the floor, he repeated to himself "yellow in the front, brown in the back", and succesfully used his aggie laundry marks to correctly don his drawers.

aggie laundry marks by tx_doc June 1, 2006

come out your laundry 

to get naked as said in juveniles song off Reality Check

C'mon bitch come out your laundry so we can fuck!

come out your laundry by Justin June 19, 2006