Hot Laundry Bath

When you're chilled to the bone, and a friend or loved one dumps their hot laundry fresh from the dryer on you. You then proceed to roll around in it.

I'm cold Joey! When the dry buzzes will you give me a hot laundry bath?
When I get home I'm gonna have Georgina give me the hottest hot laundry bath ever!

by SharkStuffer247365 December 18, 2017

drunk laundry

the act of completing something mildly productive while wasted

Mandy had way too much of things and ended up home early on Friday. Instead of wasting time online posting nonsense and feeling like her life was trash, she did some drunk laundry and Saturday morning seemed more promising

by von groovy March 8, 2019

Anton landerer

your favorite hoodlum rock climber. has strong hands and is super HOT

hes an Anton landerer

by jksafhdhflak January 15, 2019

Big Laundry

Copious amounts of fabric stringed together that over time has accumulated a variety of dirt, dust, and other generally unfavorable materials that would benefit from being placed in a machine designed to cleanse such stringed together fabric over a period of time using detergent, water, and large amounts of spiral force over a period of approximately one hour only to then be exposed to high temperatures for an equal if not greater amount of time with equil spiral force, building up static electricity during that period of time. These newly cleansed fabrics must then be properly folded and stored in order to maintain their ideal condition for a long period of time until they are worn again, accumulating a variety of dirt, dust, and other generally unfavorable materials, beginning the cycle once again.

Remember a few schemes ago when I couldn't figure out what Big Laundry meant? Well this! This is what I meant!

by A Cleaver Username March 4, 2021

Gay Laundry

When you and your male friends all cum in each other’s socks and then wear them to jerk each other off.

It’s a common occurrence for the men in the United Nations to have some Gay Laundry.

by Zak Kirkup March 9, 2021

Fire Laundry

When you're walking down the street and smell the scent of laundry being done. If it smells so good that you actually stop to take in the scent, that's what you call that Fire Laundry. It smells so good, it's that Fire!!!!!!

I was walking my dog Sir-Farts-Alot and I got a scent of someone doing that Fire Laundry. It smelt so Great!!!!!

by Bags84550 August 20, 2021

air dirty laundry

To discuss very private, personal matters, especially that which may be embarrassing, in public or with other people.

.air dirty laundry ... It always makes me uncomfortable when John starts going into all his personal problems whenever our friends get together. I just wish he wouldn't air his dirty laundry in public like that. People have an unnatural fixation on the personal lives of celebrities, but I don't see why they should be expected to air their dirty laundry in public.

by Alex0395 January 4, 2018