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ladder hoe

A chic that fucks or sucks or provides sexual favors for a higher position or status in the workplace.
She ain't nothin but a ladder hoe within her work community.
by rebelbug March 16, 2019
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ladder sex

When one partner is much taller than the other. The shorter uses an actual ladder to perform perfect cunnilingus or fellatio.
"You too short, you cant suck this dick even standing! Time for ladder sex fellow cellmate."
by 420CakeDay July 29, 2018
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Stupid On A Ladder

For when calling something "stupid" simply isn't enough. Stupid on a ladder means that someone or something is incredibly stupid, has an elevated level of stupidity, or is stupid on a lot of levels.
Watching five-minute crafts
Person 1: Why did she need to ruin a perfectly good fork??
Person 2: And wouldn't that just melt the fork? Especially if it's made of something flimsy!
Person 1: And even the end product is ugly! How is this a hack!?
Person 2: I don't know, man. This is stupid on a ladder.
by Lungsnatcher404 April 3, 2023
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Hook and ladder

During the act of vaginal intercourse, you also slip one of your balls inside her at the same time as your penis.
For her birthday, my wife asked for the old
Hook and ladder
by Dick Blicker January 18, 2023
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camel ladder

Yo mo: how you gonna fuck that camel ?
Mo: Ima gonna borrow my father’s camel ladder that he uses to fuck giraffes.
by SukonMedick November 7, 2023
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Ladder castle

A male who is tall and homosexual.

“Ladder” meaning tall; “castle” meaning princess/gay
by Pseudocherry November 20, 2023
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LADDER BREEZE

Ladder Breeze (n.) The interdimensional energy channels and variant ionic frequencies that connect all points of the Universe throughout time which allow HEKA masters ( or even intrepid psychonauts using various tropes ) to connect to any place within conscious or unconscious perception.

Optimally a ladder breeze is accessed with precise internally generated doses of DMT causing parasomniac awareness in the pineal gland and sending pulses of biophotons through the subconscious minds non-temporal and non-spatial connectivity within the Universal Sub-Consciousness creating possibilities of transmission of audio or visual information to any point within perception including backwards and forwards in time and into the subconscious awareness of individuals or groups either as hallucinations, dreams or manifestations into material reality.

Uncontrolled and inexpert ladder breeze connectivity is often contemporarily labeled as Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena and can cause negative consequences for the untrained and unaware individuals who witness these UAP events. Many ancient societies had complex and well considered methodology in magick and cultic frameworks for proactive engagement with ladder breezes and beneficial management of random UAPs.9+
A wizard may not fly on a broom but they can travel anywhere by connecting to the correct ladder breeze and then literally anything is possible.
by HANNAH AND ROBERT December 1, 2023
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