Lmaopmp

Laughing my ass off peeing my pants.
See lmao

John: Omg I just fell off my chair!
Dave: Lmaopmp!

by Erin Batchelor August 13, 2008

lmaosfm

laughing my arse off so fucking much

Bob: I hurt myself
Fred: lmaosfm

by Gee96 xx April 8, 2009

Lmaoimh

Laughing my ass off in my head

Person 1: "Lmao."
Person 2: "You're not even laughing!"
Person1: "Yeah I am. I'm Lmaoimh."

by PrincessSparkles+QueenGlittter June 7, 2010

lmanto

Laugh My Ass n' Titties off

Person 1: (says something funny)
Person 2: LMANTO

by Person 1 :D July 1, 2012

LMAOSMK

LMAOSMK is the chat/text lingo for Laughing My Ass Off Slapping/Smacking My Knees. This is normally used when a simple LMAO just doesn't fit the occasion. LMAOSMK can be used on occasions that someone falls, someone tells a really good joke that you haven't heard before, it can also be used for those moments that you laugh until you can't breathe and the slapping/smacking of the knees actually reminds you to take a breath in before you pass the fuck out.

D: Knock. Knock.

M: Who's there?

D: Interrupting Cow

M: Interrupting Cow wh

D: (interupts) Moo!

M: LMAOSMK! You are so stupid!

by Sweet_Melissa79 December 8, 2012

lmaoshidmtalms

laughing my ass off so hard I dropped my taco and lost my sombrero.

"Did you see that guy piss his pants?"
"NO! LMAOSHIDMTALMS!!!"

by Giant_Schlong May 9, 2013

Lmafip

Laughing my ass firmly in place- When you see some funny shit but know you're dead if you burst out laughing. Can also cause a Tallahassee giggle, where holding in a serious laugh causes unexpected and clearly audible squeak-farts.

*Sees asshole boss trip and fall on face from across the office*
*Clenches fists to contain sheer bellows of pleasure and maintain composed and professional demeanor*
~lmafip~

by Kneecapurnicus April 23, 2015