leg tears

when someone is so attractive you get wet from just looking at them (turned on/ horny)

“he’s so hot, i have leg tears “
“he’s so good looking a tear just fell down my leg”
“triston is so leng, he gave me leg tears”

by c-deja February 22, 2023

Rusty Leg

The act of pissing on your girlfriends leg while she is in the shower.

girl 1: girl, how'd you get that rash on your leg?
girl 2: Oh this old thing? I was showering last night and my boyfriend gave me a rusty leg.

by gogojuke May 30, 2017

leg shooter

a person who is too pussy to shoot for someone else's head, therefore shooting at their legs with no intention to kill them

"pussy nigga, leg shooter, got me wit a limp"- oj da juiceman

by big fase hunneds January 2, 2010

MAAH LEG!

The phrase usually screamed by a guy on Spongebob whenever turmoil or a catastrophe was going on.

"CRAAAASH"

"Ow"

"Oooh"

"MAAH LEG!"

by ThatGuyAtThatPlace April 26, 2010

Leg Hoe

A woman who compulsively places her leg(s) on others.

Celine is such a leg hoe. She always has her legs on Damian when they are hanging out.

by Cyque January 21, 2013

deer legs

after fucking so long and so hard, and it was so good,when you have to get up to go get a snack and you walk around the room like a newborn deer.

man,the other night I picked up this chick at the bar,we fucked so long I got deer legs!

by bigeasyone March 7, 2010

stroke leg

the end result of a minor stroke had by Bo, used as an excuse to not have to do minor work around the shop. believe also has resulted in a missing pinky toe.

Andy- "hey Bo, can you take out the trash?

Bo- "I would but my stroke leggggggg"

Andy- "its ok, ill have jerry do it"

Jerry- "what?"

Bo- "what you mean what i stole?"

Bo- "you gonna pay me for doin that? i aint had a raise in 10 years, chooey aint gonna pay me"

by big papah August 5, 2009