the floor is hot lava

Stay off the floor. Climb around on the furniture, step on the cat if you have to, just don't touch the goddam floor!

The floor is HOT LAVA I tell you.

by nat s. February 7, 2008

Lava Lamp Blaster

When a drunk dude shoves a hot lava lamp up another drink dudes ass.

Micheal lava lamp blaster (blasted) Drew last night and he felt plesure

by AsherBigCock March 10, 2017

LAVA EATER

someone who has a diet of lava pineapples

I LOVE PINEAPPLES AND LAVA
IMMA LAVA EATER!!!

by RAVVVEN November 8, 2009

Lava Crane Gun

An impressive crane-like machine, to which is affixed an even more impressive lava shooting gun. Origin: Lava Crane Gun Island.

1. Brings death and mayhem.
2. Fire from the sky... the Motherfuckin' sky!
3. A weapon worthy of an evil dictator.

"Burn motherfuckers, burn!"
"Nooooo! It's the laVA FRom the sky!!!
"The motherfucking SKY!"

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

I lava you

funner way of saying i love you

i lava you so much

by kingp23 August 31, 2019

Hot lava bath

Peeing on your man during sex while on your period

“Hey babe, give me a hot lava bath tonight”

by Methkitten June 6, 2020

Lava cake snaacpac

When a woman defecates on a man’s face and then continues to sit on his face so he can perform oral sex through the faeces.

As we proceeded to engage in the lava cake snaacpac he realised it was better in theory.

by blackmansdrinkscrew February 12, 2020