KermitThePyro

A Californian that is super hypocritical

Hey man don't be a KermitThePyro!

by ZannTheMann September 11, 2021

KermitDead2591

A pretty cool guy

“Idk man your pretty similar to KermitDead2591.”
“The fuck is that supposed to mean?”

by KermitDead November 30, 2021

koomityfluidy

Koomityfluidy is a term of having SEX between a male and female and the male sperms too much in the female and she has to fucking say koomityfluidy or else she has to perform a sex to sex in the public or deepthroat until the male cums in her mouth.

daddy koomityfluidy

harder but please dont koomityfluidy

by koomkoomlongpp January 14, 2022

Kermit v baby yoda

A epic stand of between two foes the Kermit strikes but baby yoda kills Kermit and everyone around is scared

Dan: oh yeah let’s fight like Kermit v baby yoda
Albert: Ok I’m Kermit

by Fat beluga March 9, 2022

KERMIT'S A BITCH!!!

Woah!! What tf was that 😂 ELMO!!! IS THAT YOU?????

Typical tiktok again!

Elmo: KERMIT'S A BITCH!!!
Few seconds later... (hits his head)
Me: Get Karma!

by AReallyRandomDude March 14, 2022

kermiteatsrice

some tall dumbass who likes to make small wooden objects. this species of being usually has a watch on, without it he will stay in his cave for all of time. this species can also be found marvelling over something ancient and shiny most of the time. enjoys: scaling anything tall, algebra (somehow), boobs, and any kind of cat imaginable.

and no, it will never tell the meaning of its name.

I've spotted a kermiteatsrice in its natural habitat! carving a small wooden house!!

by Eibadoesgames March 24, 2022

Kermit

Kermit is a very largely memed upon frogge that is very cool

“Kermit is very cool.”

by It’sFroggaebesties March 30, 2022