Knee Mail

Prayer to GOD. What someone in a time consumed world would do to expidite matters.

In this world of electronica, GOD still answers all knee mail.

by Steven M. SykeS July 23, 2006

The Walden Knee

n. The position that Ben "The Cig" Walden did while on the Stratford Academy football team between the years of 2004 and 2007. The "knee", as people call it, is still there today, cemented to the Eagle Field in remembrance of the gifted athlete.

"Everyone should do what Ben is doing over there. Yes, he is in the position of The Walden Knee."

by Devotie65 January 31, 2010

Boulder-Knee

A knee afflicted with inflammatory arthritis.

Shaun: Holy Shit, what's that Rick?
Rick: That'd just be my Boulder-Knee son.

by TrunkKid October 8, 2006

Be-Knee-mick

Excepting God In Ur Life - But Through Comedy.

Preist - 'I Bless Thou with this Holy Water, Concentrate & Stop Vue'ing that butterz square batty, bitch'...
Family Members - 'So&So is so fucking Be-Knee-Mick'!

by ReignOnTheParade September 6, 2009

knee trembler

A fast and furious act of sex in an alley way close to a nighclub or bar. Normally unfulfilled due to coitus interuptus from other couples attempting a knee trembler or a sudden onset of brewers droop or being moved on by the Police.

We had a quick knee trembler but the coppers chased us of before I copped off.

by yobeens September 17, 2004

Monopoly-Knees

The pain you feel in your knees after playing countless hours of Monopoly, sitting on the floor. Also includes any other board game played on the floor.

"Damn! We've been playing for hours, I'm starting to get Monopoly-Knees!"

by RodneyFallafel December 26, 2011

SHELBY'S KNEES

A PERSON WHO HAS LITTLE OR NO KNEES OR STRAIGHT LEGS.
NORMALLY BEN FINGLAND'S GIRLFRIEND AND ARE NEVER VERY SEXY AT ALL.
UGLY AND STUPID, PEOPLE WITH SHELBY'S KNEES ARE ALSO KNOWN AS KINGS OR QUEENS OF VIRGINITY

SHE'S FLAT AND FAT AND SHE'S GOT SHELBY'S KNEES
LET ME LICK YOUR STRAIGHT LEGS OR SHELBY'S LEGS

by teddypuppy February 27, 2017