have kittens

(idiom) to have a fit.

Used in both humorous and serious situations.

Also, cast a kitten.

Stop tickling me or I'll have kittens!

by Miss Agreeable May 25, 2004

Kirtesh

Kirtesh is a common name in India. Its derived from two words in Hindi language: Kirti (also spelt as Keerti) meaning Fame, Glory or Prestige and Ishwar meaning God or Ruler.

My friend's name is Kirtesh.

by HindiNames May 3, 2010

kitten

In website forums, the word "kitten" is used to replace swear words and in some cases insults or flames.

"Are you kitten kidding me?"

by Snoopie October 1, 2012

Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.

Not only does it make you go blind and grow hair on your palms, but it also kills kittens!

Jeff: What are you doing in there Steve?
Steve: Um...masturbating
Jeff: Steve NO! Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Think of the kittens!

by 89diehl September 26, 2010

Kite flyer

Someone who changes their views on a subject based on popular cultural opinion.

“Dude you’re a kite flyer, you just changed your mind. You were just with me on that. Now you’ve flipped because he said.

by JRE Dave 13 January 14, 2022

go fly a kite

Get Lost!

Why don't you go fly a kite and stop asking me for money?

by Nameless 80s June 12, 2016

stiff kitten

(n) someone who is very boring and not socially outgoing. lacks a social life, commonly turns down invitations to do fun stuff

Eric never wants to come drinking with us, he's such a stiff kitten.

by waxy z August 16, 2009