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Kennedy Catholic High School

Home to many of the typical high school social classes&nuns who can't teach for their life.
-Preps- the most common (it IS a Catholic school, isn't it?). People who belong to this are: cheerleaders who think they're all that, but really can't do a hurkey; football players, who haven't won a game in the past ten years; and the (very annoying) smart kids.
-The oh-so-fake emo group. There aren't many of them, but theys wear as much eyeliner as they can&pretend to not give a crap about their grades.
- Thought it's a Catholic school, there are more gays than in NYC; parents send their kids there as "punishment" for their "sexual lifestyle" &the kids who think they're normal, but are super-annoying& don't leave the REAL normal people alone. (See stage 5 clinger)

-Freshmen: Babies who don't know how to walk in hallways. There's that group of freshmen who think they're hotter than anyone else, challenging the upper-classmen in volume levels, grades & even dating them.
-Sophomores: Obviously survived Freshmen year, so they think that entitles them to be the "Coolest Kids in School" and trample anyone in their path. Most obnoxious & dread actual work, like to complain.
-Juniors: Actually are serious about grades- they have college coming up. Suck-up to teachers, and try to flirt with the hot ones, which Kennedy has maybe two- visit their favorite teachers daily.
-Seniors: Can't wait to get out. The idiots flirt with the ditzy freshmen cheerleaders. Generally keep to themselves,.
Oh, you go to Kennedy Catholic High School? Are you gay or did you just think the uniform is sexy?

Kennedy Launchpad 

When a man masterbates, and just before ejaculation
goes into a girls nose with the tip of his penis
and skeets. This is called a Kennedy Launchpad because of the penis being like a "red rocket" and then ejacualtion aka "liftoff"
I was masterbating at stacys. so i surprised her by giving her a Kennedy Launchpad instead of a creampie
Kennedy Launchpad by JohWaheed August 6, 2006

kennedy middle school 

fucking ass school. full of racist red necks who think there cool. everyone wants to kill themselves. we all have depression. no ones happy. the teachers are all white. in conclusion never go there.
kennedy middle school. the school of terrors.

Kennedy Killer 

The best rifle you own / most accurate
Guy 1: you wanna go hunting?
Guy 2: yeah let me just get my kennedy killer
Kennedy Killer by Jp2309 March 5, 2023

kennedy steering

Poor steering system that allows the vehicle to turn only in one direction (typically to the left) whilst in reverse. Effectively moving only "back and to the left". Commonly found in cheap remote control cars used as office toys.
Dude, have you seen the latest Firebox catalogue, it's got a kick ass remote control knight rider car, but it only has kennedy steering.
kennedy steering by Mark Moynihan November 8, 2007

Kennedy Gardens 

The place where all the fun happens! Here is where you do ur knacker drinking nd u must speak in a posh accent while doing this. Are we sitting on the ground? Why yes we certainly are!
'Do u want 2 head to Kennedy gardens tonight before going out?'

*speak poshly*
'Why yes darling i certainly think we must!'

Kennedy middle school 

Kms is a shitty place that no one wants to be in.It is living hell.all the teachers are ass and everybody knows it.Overall bad education and trash school. Kms stands for kill my self.
Kennedy middle school is a middle school in the lakeshore school district.