caravan karma

The belief that if you stay in a grotty caravan one year, you will get a luxury caravan the next. Unfortunately this isn't yet proved, and as a result this world has many unsatisfied holidaygoers.

"what a shithole this caravan is"

"thank God for caravan karma then my son"

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

penis karma

The notion that the quality of penis one receives is directly contingent on the quality of coochie they possess and put out into the world.

I must be (literally) sitting on a goldmine to have penis karma this good!

by Enigma Jones August 10, 2010

Cum Karma

When your girl snail trails your stomach after you cream pie’d her vagina, I grabbed her head and smeared it all over her face, cum karma!

Sherri snail trailed Chris, smashing her face into his stomach and watched cum dripping off her eyelashes, cum karma!

by ChrisCorbinSherriOleary696969 November 1, 2022

Karma Cash

Karma Cash - Life's currency that is deposited or withdrawn into "Life's Bank" aka the karma pool.

That Browns defended keeps taking cheap shots at the backup QB for the Jets. If he keeps it up, then Life's Bank is going to come looking for their Karma Cash and I know his ass ain't got two cents. And the bank don't take checks so his peoples are going to have to cover!

by Bob "Fucking" Martin September 16, 2019

Material Karma

Basically, Its Karma Except If You Were To Throw Or Punch Or I Guess Push. Then That Item Will Come Back Hitting You In The Face Or A Certain Body Part, That The Item Selects. So Becareful Throwing Stuff, Or You Might End Up Like Me Throwing A Fish Cup And Getting Hit In The ForeHead By It After Feeling Bad For Myself. So Becareful Or You Will Get Knocked Out By Your Own Stuff

Tommy: Dang It Why Wont This Tennis Ball Bounce Against The Wall >:(
Jerald : I Don't Think You Should Throw It Like That You Freaking Idiot
Tommy : Oh Yea Then Watch Me
Jerald : I Know Its Not Gonna.........
Jerald ( Gets Hit Straight! In The ForeHead By Tennis Ball)
Jerald : Dang It Tommy........
Jerald (Falls To The Ground Unconscious)
Tommy : Ouch That Gotta Hurt..
Tommy : Welp I'm Out
Tommy : (Leaves Tennis Court And Goes Home)
Jerald : WHERES THE DOCTOR WHEN YOU FREAKING NEED IT AGHHH!
Jerald : GET ME OFF THIS GROUND >:(
Jerald : (Sigh) Man I Hate Material Karma :(

by ChemyTheFunnyOne December 31, 2019

blitz karma

The tendency of the game Blitz 2001 for Nintendo 64 to force ridiculous fumbles and interceptions to keep a game close.

I just fumbled at the 2 yard line in a touchdown run, it's blitz karma!!

by Q-squiggly November 12, 2010

Karma The Kween

Most people know karma as... well, karma. But there are people out there with the name Karma and that's what this definition is about. Karma is not at all the definition of the karma people use as "natural revenge". Karma is a kind, sweet, and loving person. Of course they can be a dick sometimes. Maybe more than sometimes. But once you get to know them and become close with them, they will be there for you whenever you need them. They still will be a dick every now and then but, they love you and care about you. Once you get to know a Karma, they will eventually get very attached to you. They will be attached at the hip and will never want to leave your side. They give the best hugs and cuddles and they will always be open if you need to trauma dump/attention seek just to get it out of your system. They are beautiful and amazing but never can believe it, even though people tell them that. They may not be able to see how cool and kind they are so just let them know. Never let go of them because they are going to be there for you no matter what. Be kind to them and make sure they get the love they share with you back to them.

"Hah! Karma!"

"Aw... I miss Karma."

"Who's Karma?"

"Karma The Kween."
"Who?"
"My bestest friend ever."

by Karma.is.my.bestie July 5, 2023