Kaby

I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you

Here's come kaby, we must pray now.

by Kaby Lord May 19, 2017

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kaiyō

The Japanese word for ocean, Kaiyō is the dad friend of the group, and has definitely killed a shark before.

He also tends to not value his own life all that much.

He is also gay and a baby

Person A : yo, who's that weird marine guy with the cake?
Rat 1 : Oh! That's my dad, Kaiyō

Rat 2 : He's the best dad!

Rat 3 : yeah! Won't let us kill people though..

by Peepapeep September 22, 2019

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Kaity

One of the most bitchiest girls you will ever meet. Cries her eyes out when she hits 90lbs and eats like a hog. Always has to make people feel bad for her. Pretends to be depressed to fit into the style. Absolutely fake and one of the snottiest girls you will ever meet. Always expects gifts and is always extremely jealous. Too needy and UGLY, inside and out.

Person: I was really sick yesterday.
Kaity: Well I gave BIRTH yesterday.

Person:My dog died.
Kaity: Well, I'm already dead inside that's why i cut myself.

by nomnomtothenom August 11, 2011

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