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Jordan

Jordan is the type of person to just say "Penis" all the time. Jordan is sweet and caring but also weird. If you have a Jordan in your life, you better keep them by your side, because if you lose Jordan, you'll never feel the same.
Matt: "Jordan..What are you doing?"
Jordan: "Uh...Penis?"
by Matthew Michalowski April 2, 2020
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Jordan

An incredibly funny guy, he will make you laugh all the time. He is very caring and sweet, but he is a gamer and sometimes that can be the priority. He such an amazing and cute person, you need a Jordan in your life.
Girl 1: Omg Jordan is so funny!
Girl 2: I know! He is also really nice as well.
by <3Jordan June 25, 2017
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Jordan

99% of the time when you tell somebody that your name is "Jordan" they reply with the following:
by Aborted Fetus June 27, 2019
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Jordan

person 1: oh hey! that’s jordan
person 2: i wouldnt mess with him, he’ll destroy your life
by 🥺👉🏻👈🏻 April 24, 2020
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Jordan

A mister man that can go full retard mode in the blink of an eye beat described as monkey man. He can also have himself be called miter tank killer or master retarder or smothers.
Wow that guy sure is acting like a Jordan ok crack
by Farlayy July 19, 2019
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Jordan

A tall, attractive guy typically with brown hair and hazel eyes. He is gifted in certain areas and most of the time he’s spending time on Skype with his 3 best friends including his hot gf.
Woah look at Jordan, he’s such a savage
by AldySkid November 17, 2017
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Jordan

Jordan is a very nice boy who always makes you laugh. Most people would fall in love with A Jordan. He is cute and sweet and everyone's dream boyfriend. You fall in love with him when you get to know him.
by helloihatemylife October 20, 2018
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