Jordan

Jordan is the type of person to just say "Penis" all the time. Jordan is sweet and caring but also weird. If you have a Jordan in your life, you better keep them by your side, because if you lose Jordan, you'll never feel the same.

Matt: "Jordan..What are you doing?"
Jordan: "Uh...Penis?"

by Matthew Michalowski April 2, 2020

Jordan

Jordan is A guy named Jordan Elijah Scoot Which is known as being Gay

Jordan is Gay

by La wacha April 10, 2019

Jordan

A very nice, and smart person, he will always brighten your day. If u see any Jordan say hi and make him your friend because any Jordan can brighten u up

Did u see that. I talked with a cool kid named Jordan. He is really cool!!

by Kylie Paris April 1, 2017

Jordan

Jordan is an pretty ass girl. If u fuck with her she will beat your ass period. Yes she has hater but she don’t care u just show off to them how her life great and a little bad but showing them, they hating make her life feel life a movie because in movies everyone got haters. She very pretty and smart. She bomb as fuck and if u had her u ain’t getting her back period.

Guy: dam I had Jordan then I loss her

Same guy : I’m finna ask her out
Jordan: u had me now u lost me You ain’t getting me back

by Mess up chocolate February 25, 2019

Jordan

He is so fine and has a couple of crushes he is suck a freaky person so watch out

He was trying to fuck he is such a Jordan

by Huhle February 24, 2019

Jordan

An incredibly funny guy, he will make you laugh all the time. He is very caring and sweet, but he is a gamer and sometimes that can be the priority. He such an amazing and cute person, you need a Jordan in your life.

Girl 1: Omg Jordan is so funny!
Girl 2: I know! He is also really nice as well.

by <3Jordan June 25, 2017

Jordan

If you’re friend’s with someone named Jordan then you’re in great luck! They are the most weird,funny,nice and also meanest person you’ll ever met. Also when they get attached to you they could be veeeeery clingy.
They could be dorks sometimes but, admit it, it’s cute.

The majority of Jordans are literally the dumbest and they also forget about EVERYTHING no cap. They are also beautiful/handsome, but they deny it. (also they could be jerks sometimes.)

1.
A: *minds their own business*
Jordan : *ATTACKS*

2.
A: *minds their own business*
Jordan: *GIVES ALL MY LOVE AND AFFECTION*

3.
A: guess who’s birthday is tomorrow!!
Jordan : who?
A: yours-...
Jordan : oh-

4.

A: you’re sooo beautiful/handsome!!
Jordan : no you/no I’m not/ lol lies.

5.
A: Hiiii my name’s-
Jordan : shut up.

by Imretarded245 March 4, 2020