A "man" who is more like a child than an adult, a manchild. Joey's are usually either just really goofy guys or they are just a bit slow.
1.
Bob: Is it alright if my friend Joey tags along with us tonight?
Bill: Alright, sure.
Bob: Cool. And oh yeah, Joey is a bit slow, so try not to laugh at him or make fun of him when he does or says something stupid, and believe me, he will.
Bill: Dude, you didn't need to tell me he was slow. It's already implied when his name is Joey.
2.
Jim: wow that guy is a fucking idiot, I can't believe he didn't understand that simple joke I told, everyone else got it!
Tom: Calm down, his name's Joey. He can't help it.
Jim: Oh that makes sense.
3.
Josh: this guy where I work is such a manchild, he was late for work yesterday and you know what his excuse was? His favorite episode of SpongeBob was on TV and he couldn't miss it.
Bill: Oh wow I bet his name is Joey.
Josh: It is...
4.
Random person: Does anybody else have names for all their toes and sing songs to them every night before bed?
Zach: No, nobody else does that, I think you're the only person who does that weird shit. I bet your name is Joey!
The random weirdo: Yeah it is, wait how did you know that?
Zach: because only someone named Joey would do anything that retarded!
Bob: Is it alright if my friend Joey tags along with us tonight?
Bill: Alright, sure.
Bob: Cool. And oh yeah, Joey is a bit slow, so try not to laugh at him or make fun of him when he does or says something stupid, and believe me, he will.
Bill: Dude, you didn't need to tell me he was slow. It's already implied when his name is Joey.
2.
Jim: wow that guy is a fucking idiot, I can't believe he didn't understand that simple joke I told, everyone else got it!
Tom: Calm down, his name's Joey. He can't help it.
Jim: Oh that makes sense.
3.
Josh: this guy where I work is such a manchild, he was late for work yesterday and you know what his excuse was? His favorite episode of SpongeBob was on TV and he couldn't miss it.
Bill: Oh wow I bet his name is Joey.
Josh: It is...
4.
Random person: Does anybody else have names for all their toes and sing songs to them every night before bed?
Zach: No, nobody else does that, I think you're the only person who does that weird shit. I bet your name is Joey!
The random weirdo: Yeah it is, wait how did you know that?
Zach: because only someone named Joey would do anything that retarded!
by Icy Wyte July 8, 2022
by Cooleo March 8, 2015
Joey can be hard-headed and biased, wrapped up in his own perception. Joey is very intelligent and athletic. While not good with women, if you get to know him he will prove to be a good lover. He can be distant and unaffectionate at times, at others sweet and sensitive. Joey is a bad person yet a good man. Some things he hasn’t figured out. Be kind to him.
by yeahyousuck July 16, 2018
The most cancerous of all cancers. Literally a walking tumor. He is fatter than Buddha. He is slower than a Travis. He is dumber than a Justin. He is less attractive than a Sebastian. He is greasier than a Tyler. He looks more like a pedophile than the king of them, again Justin. He is gayer than a Greyson. He is less attractive than a Cameron. He is less mature than a Carson. He is bitchier than a Drew. He is more stubborn than the leader of the Westboro Baptist Church. He is more of a pervert than an Alex. He has a shorter dick than a Reece, who has a solid six centimeters. He is more of a stuck up bitch than a Blake. He is smaller than a James and a Tyler, and still fatter than Buddha. He is weirder than The Prophet.
by Feminism LMAO August 12, 2016
Really hard working guy, that says too much too often. Complete target for gay jokes, but he kind of likes it and might have a gambling problem.
by lovin urbandictionary.com February 5, 2010
by I know who I am February 10, 2008
A person of western lineage who comes to Asia to pay for sex. Derived from soldiers(or GI Joes) who stayed in Asia following the Vietnam War and took Asian wives or girl friends. In contemporary usage, Joey refers to patrons of the Asian sex industry.
Maggie noticed a healthy population of shirtless, sagging Joeys on the beach, fawning and cooing their younger lady friends, happy to oblige at a rate of $30 US per day.
by Joseph Johns October 9, 2008