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by RadioHead33 March 30, 2009
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Irritated and Pissed Off
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Confused
Jesus Jumping Fucking Christ Where The Fuck Is The Remote
About To Bite The Fucking Big One
Jesus Jumping Fucking Christ That 18 Wheeler's On The Wrong Side Of Th..................
Jesus Jumping Fucking Christ If You Say 1 More Word During This Damn Movie I'll Carve Out Your Eyes And Skullfuck You
Confused
Jesus Jumping Fucking Christ Where The Fuck Is The Remote
About To Bite The Fucking Big One
Jesus Jumping Fucking Christ That 18 Wheeler's On The Wrong Side Of Th..................
by The Doc Brown May 6, 2006
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Get the Jesus H. W. Christ Sr.mug. this is part two
So if we know that there is a God, how can we know that Christianity is the only true religion?
2) To answer this, I will use certain religions as examples. Firstly, we must know that Jesus has made himself part of every major religion there is.
Islam sees him as a prophet. High-level Buddhist scholars and the Dalai lama say that Jesus also lived previous lives and see him as either a Bodhisattva or an enlightened person. Hindu religious and political leaders acknowledge him as an Āchārya, Sadhu, or Avatar(there are more religions in the Religious views on Jesus page).
With all this information, we understand that almost every single religion these days has included Jesus in them in some form or another. They have accepted him as a wise man whose words we can trust, and yet Jesus' words for us are: "I am the way, the truth, and the Life" and "No one goes to the Father except through me.
All religions give credit to Jesus and yet Jesus only gives credit to himself. All religions point to Jesus being a part of them and yet Jesus points towards only one religion. So, if everyone says: "Jesus is part of our way", but Jesus says: "No, I am the only way" then that means that Christianity is the only true religion because Jesus' statement eliminates everyone else's.
And there you have it, through the use of intellectual reasoning and science, we conclude that both God exists and that Christianity is the only true religion. I hope this helps you somehow.
So if we know that there is a God, how can we know that Christianity is the only true religion?
2) To answer this, I will use certain religions as examples. Firstly, we must know that Jesus has made himself part of every major religion there is.
Islam sees him as a prophet. High-level Buddhist scholars and the Dalai lama say that Jesus also lived previous lives and see him as either a Bodhisattva or an enlightened person. Hindu religious and political leaders acknowledge him as an Āchārya, Sadhu, or Avatar(there are more religions in the Religious views on Jesus page).
With all this information, we understand that almost every single religion these days has included Jesus in them in some form or another. They have accepted him as a wise man whose words we can trust, and yet Jesus' words for us are: "I am the way, the truth, and the Life" and "No one goes to the Father except through me.
All religions give credit to Jesus and yet Jesus only gives credit to himself. All religions point to Jesus being a part of them and yet Jesus points towards only one religion. So, if everyone says: "Jesus is part of our way", but Jesus says: "No, I am the only way" then that means that Christianity is the only true religion because Jesus' statement eliminates everyone else's.
And there you have it, through the use of intellectual reasoning and science, we conclude that both God exists and that Christianity is the only true religion. I hope this helps you somehow.
by TrynaBeAesthetic+GoodStudent May 11, 2024
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