jakob

this guy looks you dead in the eyes and eats a whole poop in front of you every time you see him

coworker: hey i saw jakob the other day
you: did he do that one thing? you know the thing he always does and is known for?
coworker: oh the poop thing? yeah
you: yeah. sounds like jakob
coworker: even though i know he's chinese i'm shocked every time i see him. its like he gets more and more chinese every day
you: well yeah where do you think he gets the poop from?

by MoreCowboyThanJakob February 14, 2025

Jakob Stahr

Jakob Stahr is the type of dude who has incredible muscles and a wonderfully beautiful face.

his cock is about 3 inches wide and 2 inches long.

Oh wow, look at that handsome young man. He must be related to Jakob Stahr

by Antiom November 24, 2021

jakobe

the boy i’ll love till the end of time. i never wanna lose him he is my soulmate ❤️

star loves jakobe!!!

by vuroe May 23, 2023

Jakob L

A beautiful boy who tries his hardest. He is kind and caring. He has so many talents, Though he often sells himself short. He is a master of video games and a little scatter brained. But he will love you to the moon and back. He also has gorgeous curls, and he likes when you play with them.

He is so Jakob L man. He's the best.

by Creatures March 22, 2023

Jakobing

The act of getting 4th place in a competition

The athlete who didn’t take a podium spot is Jakobing so hard.

by tpul August 7, 2024

Jakob

(Noun): Someone who is unable to close a door or a book without their business partner present.

Steve: “Why is Jakob alone again today? You do realize he can’t close a door, right?”

Jakob: “Hold my non alcoholic beer.”

by Armenianthief January 25, 2023

Jakob

Jakob is person with huge cock, women simply fell in love with him. He probably has blue eyes and muscular body. Person named Jakob is loyal and romantic.

1: Is that Jakob?
2: Yes, why?
1: He look so good in that yellow t-shirt and that blue eyes are sexy..

by Mia_00 July 5, 2021