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jakob

this guy looks you dead in the eyes and eats a whole poop in front of you every time you see him
coworker: hey i saw jakob the other day
you: did he do that one thing? you know the thing he always does and is known for?
coworker: oh the poop thing? yeah
you: yeah. sounds like jakob
coworker: even though i know he's chinese i'm shocked every time i see him. its like he gets more and more chinese every day
you: well yeah where do you think he gets the poop from?
by MoreCowboyThanJakob February 14, 2025
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Jakobing

The act of getting 4th place in a competition
The athlete who didn’t take a podium spot is Jakobing so hard.
by tpul August 7, 2024
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Jakob

No, Jakob has not fingered a girl. Especially that chick from Whataburger!
Me: Has Jakob ever fingered you?
Girl: No, he makes me so dry.
by ittiwitty July 29, 2023
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Jakob

Jakob's penis is GINOURMOUS.
by oytcirtrfytd6tyuytxtryycur6tgc November 25, 2021
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jakob

an unloyal boy who betrayes many girls
did u see that jakob broke a girl‘s heart again?
by arsen1o7 August 4, 2022
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Jakob Foran

He is the best person in the world and everybody likes him. He is smart, funny, great at everything, super funny, good looking, super smart and he likes to be awesome
by George not found June 27, 2022
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Jakob

Jakoby : his middle name means he who supplants /he who builds a firm foundation on the lord . A fun fact that Jakoby is a very masculine name and a famous Basketball player names .
Jakoby is a man who is independent finically . Jakoby is a man of God who has eye for detail and can prophecy .
by Musicismyclarity February 23, 2022
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