jakob

this guy looks you dead in the eyes and eats a whole poop in front of you every time you see him

coworker: hey i saw jakob the other day
you: did he do that one thing? you know the thing he always does and is known for?
coworker: oh the poop thing? yeah
you: yeah. sounds like jakob
coworker: even though i know he's chinese i'm shocked every time i see him. its like he gets more and more chinese every day
you: well yeah where do you think he gets the poop from?

by MoreCowboyThanJakob February 14, 2025

jakob

a pussy who likes to cancel ppl and has too many second chances. he is gonna burn in hell

that person is a jakob

by twinxkk December 20, 2022

Jakobe

A gay little bitch that watches anime, and a big snitch

Bob: hey do you know Jakobe?
Joe: Yea his opinion doesn’t count

by Mynameisvon September 13, 2019

jakob

an unloyal boy who betrayes many girls

did u see that jakob broke a girl‘s heart again?

by arsen1o7 August 4, 2022

jakob dunlap

a guy who usually is boring has a big nose and plays some sports but sucks at all sports and he likes to make friend but has very few

"Jakob Dunlap sat the bench the whole game" "wow he sucks doesn't know how to play i guess"

by asauhfuidsafgbsduig May 2, 2018

Hans Jakob

He is a bad ass man! He loves to do somethink with other gurls and is a small fuc*boy. He is a good kisser but bad in bed.

I just love Hans Jakob

by BadGirlFromHeaven January 2, 2017