jobscurity

Referring to the alienation of unsatisfying, barely-consequential work life spent poring over minutiae in a cubicle.

Kim finally left her job at Progressive Insurance when she realized she had just spent the last 10 years of her life toiling away in jobscurity.

by exesforeyes October 31, 2007

Jobshackin'

To perform any number of sexual acts (the more perverted the better, i.e. dirty sanchez, rusty trombone, cleveland steamer, etc..) in a construction site job shack during normal working hours, while a crew is working.

So I was jobshackin' this dirty slampig while I should have been framing up that house, and when I gave her the cajun hotstick she let out a yell so loud the entire crew knew what was goin' on and we got busted!

by bigboofer October 8, 2008

jobsploitation

making money from and cynically exploiting unemployed/employed people by forcing them to constantly update qualifications, jump hoops, pay to work, attend job seeker interviews, accept unsuitable employment etc.

A massive student debt and then years of jobsploitation to look forward to - I wouldn't like to be a young person these days!

by anotheratheist May 2, 2010

Jobsmas

referring to the day of a Steve Jobs Keynote.

Do you think we'll get a new iPhone for Jobsmas, or is it just going to be new iTunes features?

by s1l1c0n3 November 19, 2010

Jobsolete

A word coined by Stephen Colbert. It means starting useless and unnecessary projects for the sake of creating jobs. In this sense, republicans in the U.S government have been advocating to literally waste money on things that they don't need or want just to save a small number of jobs. The reality, is that the U.S spends trillions of dollars on a defence budget and most of the money is being pocketed by defence contractors who are backed by members of congress. In other words, the U.S defence program is a funnel that gives away money to large corporate interests. The military doesn't want any more tanks, but they keep building them and leaving them in a Nevada dessert.

The U.S government spent $50 million each on 21 C-27J Cargo Planes only to have them shipped to an Arizona Boneyard. Ohio Senators fought for this plan because it would save 800 jobs. You do the math. That's a cost of $1.05 billion divided by 800 jobs which equals $1.3 million per job! All of that money could have instead been used for food stamps and things that will actually help america get back on its feet. That same money, if it had been spent wisely, could have potentially created hundreds of thousands of high paying jobs and something the U.S could actually use.

Another waste of money is a $400 billion F35 Fighter jet, which still doesn't work well, costs have been overrun, and the government claims its too big to kill because of 133,000 jobs. That's a cost of $3 million per job!

I wish the government would stop creating things that are jobsolete.

by Coolza April 19, 2014

Jobsist

A unique name in the world, after Steve Jobs passed away. It defines how much a person is in love with his accomplishments and creativity. Its short form can be Jobsy.

A: Hey, what’s your name?
B: I’m Jobsist, Job-si-st.
A: Wow love your name, Jobsy.

by J Shaw November 22, 2021

jobsite 10

When a woman that is low on the 1-10 scale is seen at a construction site and she turns everyone’s head.

I saw Christine by the pool the other day and didn’t look twice at her. When she showed up at the jobsite, the whole place just about shut down. She really is a jobsite 10

by Skinner M October 3, 2022