Jobdodger

A typical CeX customer or regular at a pawn shop, swap meet or carboot. Doesn't have or want a job

"Crikey! CeX is full of jobdodgers today, must be giro day"

by jiw1987 September 26, 2012

jobson

jobson, to successfully pull a girl on the dancefloor in a bar/club without speaking to her and only getting in by cupping her fanny

"I went out last night, pulled some girl and took her back to the towers, i knew it'll be alreet"

'did you do a jobson?'

"yea, said nothing to her, cupped her fanny and i was in"

by lowfellsfinest January 30, 2010

Jabroni

Someone who regards themselves as a badass when in reality is a jackass.

Friend 1: Wow, that guy on that mini bike is sick huh?
Friend 2: Such a jabroni. Looks like a complete tool

by septembanovemba January 22, 2020

Super Jabroni

n. One who especially excels at becoming or being a Jabroni.

Are you a regular Jaborni or a Super Jabroni?

by Al Bundy November 11, 2003

Jabroni

A pepperami like sausage that smells of fish.

Fiona shut yer beef curtains they stink of jabroni!

by Bad_Ass_Bambi March 7, 2008

Jo Bro'd

Referencing the Jonas Brothers in a situation were someone has fallen for a ruse . Like if you where punked by Ashton Kutcher. Instead it would be at the hands of the Brothers themselves.

The Jonas Brothers play a prank on their costar Chelsea Staub, where she is dragged into a lie about a broken guitar. When it becomes clear that Chelsea is about to be forced to defend herself, the boys promptly announce that she has been Jo Bro'd!

by Kroger Bob August 14, 2011

jabronies

A name you get called when you dick around.

Coach Small called us all jabronies at practice

by Biscuit jr March 5, 2018