Jesus 

A man that hates gay men

Jesus He hates gays

Jesus by lol I'm not mom November 29, 2017

Jesus 

Me

I am Jesus!!!

Jesus by Jesus_in_spanish May 28, 2018

Jesus 

Seth Thomas quoted "Call me daddy.... No call me ...JESUS"

Hi Jesus your not gay

Jesus by JESUS😝 January 14, 2019

Jesus 

An amazing flirty,intelligent,kind,and fun guy who normally is good in bed and has a big dick.

OMG my best friend Jesus has a big duck I just wish I could fuck him

Jesus by Puffblower April 7, 2019

Jesus 

He’s gay and he’s a bitch and has a girlfriend named Bella

Jesus is a butthole

Jesus by Ag200610 June 19, 2019

Jesus 

The real-life equivalent of Shrek

Shrek: *exists*
God: let’s give humans what they want, *calls jesus* “Hey can you turn green?”

Jesus by Ey-B0ss December 1, 2019

Jesus 

Someone fortnite players needs.

Bruhhh my parents left me imma find jesus.

Jesus by Bankwood101 May 24, 2020