Jacob 

An ugly kid who thinks hes all tight and gagsta just because he has an eight pack, so he goes around calling girls fat but then asking for their love the next second, and trying to get in their pants the next. He also enjoys being a cheater face. And threatening to kill himself (sucide).

Jacob:"Cassandra I love you don't leave me! I'd kill myself if I didnt have you!"

"I'm sorry but I cant trust you after what you did with Rachael."

Jacob:"UGHHH I HATE MY LIFE FML DIE DEATH DESTRUCTION your fat."

Jacob by Waka Flocka Dames July 23, 2011

JACOB 

jacob is a self centered, gay tool who everyone thinks is so annoying. he takes mirror selfies, flirts with every girl in his school and bites his lip more then anyone you'll ever meet. jacob asks girls to send him pictures in the shower and tries to touch their butts as much as possible. jacob may seem way starlight, but don't let him
mislead you, he is gay and obsesses over girls to cover it up. jacob is the definition of a douchebag

Girl 1: OMG JACOB IS THE BIGGEST TOOL IVE EVER MET IN MY LIFE

Girl 2: I KNOW, DID YOU HEAR HE WAS ACTUALLY GAY?

Girl 3: HES A GAY TOOL

JACOB by GiA September 4, 2016

Jacob 

The definition of a cancerous student who disrupts class oftenly and asks inconsiderate questions while being an imbecile.

Your more cancerous then Jacob in my Science class

Jacob by BoomBitchGetOut August 8, 2016

Jacob 

Normally a fag that likes black dick, and pretends to be high and drunk and hits on T's bitches

Jacob is a fag

Jacob by Jackbaseball11 December 4, 2017

Jacob 

A large fanboy of sonic and who loves to play as girl pixels.

You like sonic? LOL your such a jacob.

"Man that girl raped in a 1vs1."
"That's not a girl that's a jacob"

Jacob by DeezNutsNigga November 27, 2011

jacob 

Some tall white kid who thinks he is black just because his dad is part african yet jacob is white as fuck always skips class because he is too coward to learn and he is gonna fail yr 8 trolololololololoolol

fuck you jacob go fail yr 8

jacob by random guy3990304 December 1, 2016

jacob 

weird guy who was punched in the face BY justin beiber. now lives under a rock with a man named rick who, coincidentally, is not weird at all. go figure.

who's that guy?

oh, him? that's jacob.

is he the guy that justin beiber punched in the face?

the very same.

ha. sucks to be him.

jacob by applesoft July 12, 2011