Mange

verb
1. the action of sitting on one’s testicles in a chair, couch, fence, etc.

synonyms: squashed, smushed, crush,
1. “Yo bro I was jumping over Brittany’s fence after we heard the garage door open and I manged my balls.”
2. *Begins to sit down on wooden dinner table chair*
“This meal smells really good mom,”
*Sits fully on chair*
“Damn! I just manged my nuts”
by m!m August 07, 2019
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Mange

Comes from Vietnamese language, meaning "fuck something up". Also used in Estonian slang for calling someone a moron (Meindž).
You really Manged this time.
Seriously? Are you Mange?
by Ajula June 28, 2017
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Mange

When youre fucking chest to chest and she gets your chest hair and sweat stuck on her tits.
I gave Kelly the mange last night while fucking her. She looked like a hot Sasquatch.
by Kindogg October 25, 2018
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Mange

A person who fucks peoples mothers.
Thumta fucked khanyas mom, he is such a Mange.
by A Motherfucker March 06, 2023
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Mange

Short for the word ‘Blancmange’ to mean something sweet and/or nice.
He got you flowers! That’s so mange!
by Nathanial45 January 12, 2025
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Mang Day

The day to celebrate the birth of a mang
by Zedlebarber November 27, 2023
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Mange Kitty

1) condition caused by attempting to remove one's pubic hair using a chemical epilating agent such as Nair, etc. The resulting follicular inflammation and rash of one's nethers resembles that of a dog with scabies.
2) a promiscuous woman not particularly known for her hygiene.
1) I tried to clean up my downstairs for my big date, but I ended up getting serious mange kitty.
2) Dude, I know that girl, you don't wanna fool around with that mange kitty.
by Damagedeposit March 05, 2022
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