A male that a female has no interest in sleeping with, but will keep within her orbit with the vaguest of hints that he might get to smash, someday never.
This male type rotates around her, in the vacuum of friendzone, cold, lifeless, and like a moon, would only be allowed to come closer to her planet on a periodic phase, to keep her happy when she's sad or to go out with her whenever her first choice is unavailable.
Chad/Tyrone never have this problem with her. She drops the panties even before they ask.
This male type rotates around her, in the vacuum of friendzone, cold, lifeless, and like a moon, would only be allowed to come closer to her planet on a periodic phase, to keep her happy when she's sad or to go out with her whenever her first choice is unavailable.
Chad/Tyrone never have this problem with her. She drops the panties even before they ask.
"Hey John, why does Erkel keep hanging about Brittany? He knows he's never going to get to smash with her, right?"
"Man, until he learns and breaks orbit with her, he's going to have to be her beta moon."
"Man, until he learns and breaks orbit with her, he's going to have to be her beta moon."
by NorthernBoi77 December 12, 2019
Get the beta moonmug. A word that alpha males use to dehumanize and refer to less masculine, and confident men, in order to look better in comparison.
by prisonpepper August 18, 2021
Get the beta malemug. A Beta Male is a place amongst the male social structure, the structure being Alpha, Beta, delta, gamma and Omega
do not be fooled by the structure, a beta male is if not the worst type of male if you are looking for a strong companion as beta men often exhibit traits of feminine nature, cannot take a joke *note this is different from not accepting disrespect*
Beta Males are those who are weak. your average male is a beta, however, Alpha males are the prime male type, also the second rarest
do not be fooled by the structure, a beta male is if not the worst type of male if you are looking for a strong companion as beta men often exhibit traits of feminine nature, cannot take a joke *note this is different from not accepting disrespect*
Beta Males are those who are weak. your average male is a beta, however, Alpha males are the prime male type, also the second rarest
Alexander is totally a Beta Male, he has no character. did you hear how he tried to use jeff's insecurity to boost himself up? what a little B*tch
by soldier boy 2444666668888888 September 10, 2021
Get the Beta Malemug. Hey Mark, I'm flying into NYC for the weekend. Do you know any places to pick up chicks?
Yeah, That place is crawling with tail, but you better work on your beta game as 80% of those dumb ho's voted for Hillary.
Yeah, That place is crawling with tail, but you better work on your beta game as 80% of those dumb ho's voted for Hillary.
by alphaBloodLines October 10, 2017
Get the beta gamemug. Similar to the beta male, the beta fagot rejects its masculinity and manly side to a much greater extent. He tents to rely on his more feminine and emotional side due to his lack of being a man, causing him to take orders from women and being a dick to men. Usually tries to pull real men down to his level by calling him "toxic".
by TheGoldenDragon69 December 9, 2021
Get the beta fagotmug. Good advice. May be used sincerely or sarcastically. The term "beta" originates in the rock climbing community, where it refers to a preferred sequence of moves to successfully climb a route. See also protip and lifehack.
Alice: The highway is always backed up here. I like to take the next exit and use the surface streets.
Bob: Oooh, clutch beta! Thanks.
Bob: Oooh, clutch beta! Thanks.
by drbronner February 26, 2018
Get the clutch betamug. by meowhackuid4 March 12, 2023
Get the meowhack betamug.