pretentious illiterate

Noun; the guy who always tries to read the passage with all the words that your teacher thinks you dont know, and then fails miserably.

Johnny: "The inttimmaetam, wait... intimadendate..."

Teacher: "That's Intimatent Johnny."

Classmate: "Wow. That pretentious illiterate made the whole class look like dumb shits."

by The Ging May 10, 2010

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technology illiterate

a way of describing some one who hates tech, and tech hates that person. these people usually end up breaking something or failing completely.

dude, you're technology illiterate

by i like you. weeee December 7, 2010

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Inlite • illiterate • inniter • illiternet • invite • illiterature • illiteration • Illiterate Bastards • Illiterati • Insites

Adj. A person who is NOT new to the internet, but cannot grasp the concepts. They just don't get it. Not to be confused with terms like "noob" or "noobie" - it's okay to not understand something because its new. Illiternet people aren't new to the web - it just seems like it because they never learn. They usually write down step-by-step instructions for every day tasks like checking email or accessing a bookmark; but one wrong click and they've got to call tech support.

My mom keeps forwarding her spam to me. She thinks I can somehow alert the proper authorities. She's totally illiternet.

by ShermanBallz March 12, 2008

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Insite Weirdness

Basically when a group of people who are quite close or best friends are chatting playing a game or having a laugh while sharing insite jokes, and a real crazy random person who is not a part of the group comes along to the group and tries to join in their insite jokes by announcing something really crazy and random, that is jsut considered as "Insite Weirdness"

Group of best friends playing uno a person (who weren't even a part of the group) comes along

Random crazy person "Hey what you playing?"

Best friend 2 "Uno"

Random crazy person "I got an idea lets not play uno lets play plizza"

Best friend 1 "What?"

Best friend 2 "He is too crazy lets just not envolve him in this"

(Group agree)

Random crazy person just sits and watches the game.

Later someone places down a card with the same colour and number on the card.

Best friend1 "Snap!"

Random crazy person "What?"
Best friend(s) 1 and 2 "it is called an insite joke in agmonst us you won't get it"

Random crazy person "Just like when I said lets play pizza instead of playing uno, woohey I am involved in your insite jokes"
Best friend 1 "No you have to be involved in our group to get involved in our insite jokes, and if you did it will be considered insite weirdness"

by IDoNotTakeTheCredit4ThisDef. January 25, 2010

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