n. A point in space where, upon a person entering it, that person's existence in space-time ceases to be linear, becoming discrete. This means that a person that has entered a chronosynclastic infundibulum exists at multiple points and lines in space-time. For example, such a person could exist at all points in time in one place and also appear at another point for five minutes.
From Kurt Vonnegut's "The Sirens of Titan."
From Kurt Vonnegut's "The Sirens of Titan."
Winston Niles Rumfoord's entrance into the chronosynclastic infundibulum allowed him to exist simultaneously on Titan and also occasionally on Earth.
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Get the chronosynclastic infundibulum mug.Desk Inferiority Complex is related to office envy and desk envy. A patient who suffers from desk inferiority complex will be working in a company where the desks are so small he or she believes they can't work properly and will need a larger desk. The disease manifests itself only after the patient has noticed that other companies have larger, strikingly bigger, massive, gleaming desks with satisfied looking workers sitting behind. According to Adler, all office workers experience feelings of desk inferiority as children having seen their father's big desks and spend the rest of their lives trying to compensate for those feelings.
John's desk inferiority complex has become so bad that he is now trying to use two desks with the pedestal between his legs.
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A stage of life that one reaches upon realizing that he/she has already done enough bad things to guarantee going to hell - so why bother being good now?
It was apparent that he had entered his infernal adolescence by the way he made fun of the handicapped people.
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Get the Infernal Adolescence mug.saying something that you don't whole-heartedly belive in or mean. Similar to "tarofe" used in farsi, infignacious describes when someone says one thing, but they mean another. This condition may describe a situation where someone is too shy, or trying to be very polite about an offer given.
Nima is an infignacious young man, he was offered a plate of khoresht, but said "no thank you, i'm not very hungry" even though he hadn't ate in hours! What a polite gentleman. *wink wink*
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Today, more and more individuals are becoming infozombies who repeat among them and to others the same expanding pool of garbage information fed to them through a limited number of sources.
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Get the infozombie mug.The structure in which a frat builds their brotherly love while perpetuating the heteronormative values of their forefathers.
Frat Bro 1: Yo dude you're so awesome, I wanna give you a kiss!
Frat Bro 2: Dude, that would be going against my entire infratstructure.
Frat bro 1: Yo, no homo.
Onlooker: Wow you guys are dumb
Frat Bro 2: Dude, that would be going against my entire infratstructure.
Frat bro 1: Yo, no homo.
Onlooker: Wow you guys are dumb
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