infratstructure

The structure in which a frat builds their brotherly love while perpetuating the heteronormative values of their forefathers.

Frat Bro 1: Yo dude you're so awesome, I wanna give you a kiss!
Frat Bro 2: Dude, that would be going against my entire infratstructure.

Frat bro 1: Yo, no homo.

Onlooker: Wow you guys are dumb

infratstructure by brechtian March 5, 2015

Infrastructure 

The place people call home and where they go to live after they have lost their own home to foreclosure.

It is a good thing the current administration made the single, largest, investment in the nation's infrastructure since the creation of the interstate highway system in the 1950s. Build some more bridges. The homeless have to live somewhere. There is no place like home!

Infrastructure by NonnaK August 1, 2010

infrastructural technology 

Those technological components which support the general end user population inside a local area network. The servers, switches, wires, network based printers, e-mail, other components and software that individual work groups don't want to pay for because everyone uses them.

What is the cost of maintenance and upgrades to our infrastructural technology going to be this year, Bob?

infrastructural technology by bfrazier November 6, 2008

Infrastricture 

The is a set of mismanaged operating principles that cause chronic limitations in an organization's ability to operate and functional effectively. This organizational dysfunction is often associated with incompetent leadership, lack of strategy, toxic culture, flawed and ineffectual decision making. Extreme consequences of infrastricture is often associated with leaders of these organization believing and communicating a delusion that they are a highly optimized and competitive organization that holds a leadership position among its peer.

Kodak's infrastricture caused the the company to not effectively respond to the imminent disruption of digital imaging.

Blockbuster's infrastricture caused the company to not effectively defend itself against the threat of Netflix.

Most consulting firms create value for their clients by diagnosing and treating their infrastricture in order to drive future growth.

The CEO of the company was ignorant of the infrastricture that they created in their organization.

Infrastricture by DrReq March 3, 2020

Infrastructure week

A repeatedly failed attempt to stay on-task endlessly derailed by high-profile distractions caused by one's own ineptitude. Named after the Trump administration's attempts to focus on policy continuously being overshadowed by a new scandal.

Tweet from Del Quinton Wilber:
!!! Prosecutor says that Manafort is cooperating with special counsel investigation !!!
Retweet from Dave Weigel:
Another great Infrastructure Week, everybody

Infrastructure week by The Chair Highly Frowns September 14, 2018

Infrastructure 

As John Oliver once put it, infrastructure is anything that can be destroyed in an action movie.

I just watched an action movie, and oh boy, did a lot of infrastructure get destroyed.

Infrastructure by Spicyspectrum March 24, 2021

Infrastructure 

is a specific strategy specializing on spending resources in order to improve the quality of your assets for a late game.

You need to improve that Infrastructure cause your gonna lose this Civilization 5 game.

Wow you have great Infrastructure for this paper.

Infrastructure by TheMerkyShadow November 23, 2018