pissing into the wind

Undertaking a task in such a way as to make undesirable consequence to yourself likely, when avoiding those consequences would have been easily achieved by a simple change in direction or approach. (i.e., pissing down wind instead.)

Dang, Jake, you're pissing into the wind telling the boss you're too hungover to work. Just call in sick.

by Coyotlboy January 5, 2009

turn wine into water

to try and turn a foul thing wholesome. hoping to turn a slut into a housewife. developed from the rare mindset that wine really sucks...

dude: i know she's slept with all the guys in this town but it IS small town plus she's really sorry and i think deep deep down she really wants to make this work

duder: youre the only dude i know that still thinks he can turn wine into water...smh

by ed the Word September 10, 2009

Intoxarita

A margarita flavored drink, with extra tequila, some vodka, and triple sec. If mixed correctly the taste of the extra alcohol is not prevalent. This drink will cause intoxication quickly!!

This margarita tastes great!!
A couple of hours later......
This mergerreeeta is uh......uh....

by Michael Traugott Jr December 17, 2003

Intoxercise

Exercising while inebriated.

Sarah came home after an night at the bars and began to intoxercise.

by fabiolablake January 16, 2008

Into his cups

Drunk, inebriated, sossed

He downed the beers so rapidly that within a half hour he was well into his cups

by Hpyhikn May 12, 2012

Intoxibation

In·tox·i·bat·ion
Noun
Stimulation of the genitals for sexual pleasure while drunk as hell.

Daniel was arrested late sunday night for Public Intoxibation.

by Wild Steve January 25, 2018

Intoxed

Being so drunk that you can't fully pronounce words.

That girl was so intoxed that she couldn't even call an uber

by TexasGirl27 June 10, 2018