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Cranial-Rectal Impaction (Syndrome)

A condition wherein the patient's rectum is blocked (impacted) by their own cranial matter, resulting in the following symptoms: inability to think critically, difficulty processing rational arguments, loss of desire to collaborate. Oddly it does not impact the ability to pass flatus.

Those suffering from this condition also often suffer from procto-milontas.
Nurse - the patient is clearly suffering from a cranial-rectal impaction (syndrome). Please provide 30 mg of Thorazine and be prepared to perform an attitute adjustment.
by Patrol Jeff May 11, 2023
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Genshin Impact

Prison for adults. just dont play it unless you are checking it out
Jake: Hey Have you heard of Genshin Impact?
Mike: GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD
by The_One_Who_Asked February 22, 2023
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Make A Rare Impact

The collective acts of a community to make a significant impact.
Each of us can make an impact, together we can make a rare impact.

We challenge you to make a rare impact.
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Genshin Impact

Any living organism that downloaded this game, their father had left.
yayyy genshin impact is downloaded......wait where did dad go
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Genshin Impact

Debt disguised as an anime game.
person 1: you wanna play genshin impact?
person 2: no, i don't feel like losing all my money today
by Nic0981323 March 5, 2023
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Genshin Impact

A game by Hoyoverse that a whole lot of people play, and that has a whole lot of insulting definitions on this platform. As someone who could argue about the topic for five hours straight,

1. It may be seemingly a breath of the wild ripoff but it does have a unique plot. The lore is so complicated I can't keep it all straight.
2. Yes, it is a gacha game, but at least it's free to play and doesn't have fucking ads.
3. Just because there are children does not mean that someone who plays as a child is a pedophile. The children are platonically adorable so shut up.
4. I play Genshin and I not only have a life but serious aspirations for the future, thank you very much.

The only thing that is remotely cringe about this game is probably the developers' obvious fear of melanin. Besides that, this game is actually good. Fight me.
Person A: "Genshin Impact's lore is so ridiculously complicated that I can't keep it all straight."
Person B: "And you probably simp for at least two of the characters."
Person A: "WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT-"
by RainaNonymous September 26, 2023
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Geshin Impact

A game played by morbidly obese slobs who will give you a freaking headache once you visit their Tik-Tok page. Also, they love simping for anime girls and they also love to use the term "Loli".
Timmy: "what the heck!?! I just gained 3,0000 pounds in just one week after just using the term "Loli" while talking to a midget!"
Timmy's Doctor: "It's cause of that damn Geshin Impact!".

Nikocado Avocado: "You gotta bump those numbers up! Those are rookie numbers!".
by Meme maker 90 December 15, 2021
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