kitchen connection

To have horrible internet connection.

Man that guy was lagging around that corner with his kitchen connection.

by nickanamek August 20, 2010

Snowy kitchen

When a female is fucked doggy style in the kitchen while doing a line of cocaine off the counter.

Before doing the dishes Cinderella loved to start off with a snowy kitchen

by Bossman65 February 13, 2021

Kitchen Bitch

A male who works and sells food from the prison kitchen.

Tonight's menu is garbage. Gonna get something better to eat from the Kitchen Bitch.

by Spookadeen December 9, 2021

Mr Kitchens

A gunna looking ass big cousin

Hey Mr Kitchens!

by Lil drayah vert September 10, 2020

kitchen virgin

someone who doesnt know their way around a kitchen,usually makes tv dinners

"she had no idea how to baste a turkey,let alone stuff it.she is a kitchen virgin."

by schwarze katzen May 6, 2021

The Kitchen Effect

A phenomenon wherein human males will wear smaller sized clothes, with the desired effect of perceiving larger than they actually are.

The illusion is quickly deflated the moment said male is in the proximity of anyone who actually lifts.

Male 1: ‘Sam, you’re looking a bit bigger mate, you been training?’

Male 2: ‘Nah, just wearing a smaller t-shirt so I get away with not training properly.’

Male 1: “Ah, the Kitchen Effect.”

by WonderPlummetIntoSpace May 18, 2019

slippery kitchen

A game where you drink copious amounts of whiskey and then proceed to pour olive oil all over the linoleum in your kitchen and then try to fight your friends.

Thanks to Jim Beam, we got our slippery kitchen on last night.

by banchronic February 8, 2012