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public eggsecution

Publicly shaming shameful behavior by throwing eggs at the offender
At happy hour last night, Fred quipped tongue-in-cheek that the University City community planning committee should be publicly eggsecuted for putting up all that hideous street "art" (if you can call it that) all along Governor Drive. Everyone there agreed with him. I wanted to know what all the fuss was about so I took a stroll this morning to check it out. Oh my, I absolutely see why he would call for public eggsecution. I wasn't given a vote on it, were you? Was anyone in the community? The word HIDEOUS is as close a descriptor as it gets but still doesn't do it justice. I hope the community rises up to have those giant tribal-looking popsicle sticks taken down. What a blight on our little community's main thoroughfare! Blechhh! Take them down!
by The Gideon Lion June 22, 2022
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Public Farter

A person who farts publicly usually without shame
Harold: *Fart*

Cassi: Eww Harold, why would you fart in public. Now everyone is looking

Jack: B/c he’s a a Public Farter

Harold: Dudes right, better to let it rip than to hold it in
by Your Dude 67 January 26, 2021
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Public scream

The most annoying people you will ever meet they scream loud and long for little or absolutely no reason in public in fact when I was swimming once I went in the deep end and when I came back up a little 8 year old girl screamed for thirty seconds straight thinking I was drowning I literally wanna stab everyone of them
Dad: I'm home
Daughter: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- ohh I thought you were a robber sorry
Dad: bitch I'll give you a reason to scream you public screamer-
Daughter: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
by Xbix222 August 17, 2011
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bleed in public

Expressing painful emotions or personal trauma openly in front of other people, especially when you aren't already close with the people who are witnessing your pain
"Joe's a great musician, but I was shocked when he started singing about his daughter's gruesome death and sobbing in front of the entire bar."
"Yeah, Joe really likes to bleed in public."
by trb10g January 11, 2022
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Public Commenter

A public commenter is one who comments on public pages, news articles or Facebook posts. These comments are not directed at anyone in particular and can often be riddled with grammatical errors.

It is often not until you become friends with someone that you find out they spend their spare time on the internet making unintelligent comments to an unspecified audience.
Natalie: "Oh, I found a really cute guy on Tinder the other day; then I found out he was a public commenter!"
Hayden: "A public commenter, what did he do?"
Natalie: "He commented on Mark Zuckerberg's recent post saying "The new Facebooks so dumb, bring da old one back!!!"
Hayden: "Should have swiped left!"
by pony1234 July 20, 2016
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public fuckhole

The whore that everybody in your neighborhood fucks and is fucked ten times a day in a regular basis, the actual hole is a heavily infected transmitter of STDs.
I heard the public fuckhole is recieving more cock than Titts McGee.
by JBielaz March 15, 2015
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public hair

A rather unfortunate misspelling of pubic hair; that nasty-ass hair that grows in your crotch.
♬ "I'm not ashamed if my public hair" ♬
by Telephony2 August 9, 2023
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