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danger noodle

oh fuck watch out it's a danger noodle
by Bread_man69420 December 7, 2021
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Danger sheep

The classic game of dressing up as a sheep and running around Wales, last player to be molested wins!
Man I was rather sore after last weeks game of danger sheep, but I’ll be ready for tomorrow
by Seabert May 30, 2018
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Danger Dann

A fat wank or masterbate in the back of your parents car whilst they are driving along, under a duvet. Normally carried out on the return trip of a holiday.
I had a danger dann on the way back from Scotland.
by BigTomDann November 14, 2016
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danger breeze

The feeling of terror males get when they feel a chill in the genitalia region, believing it to be because their 'fly' (button or zip) is undone.
'Woah man! Had a danger breeze then! Could have sworn my pride was out in the open'
by Greg the Dinosaur August 14, 2012
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Danger zone

Women between 27 and 35 who are on the cusp of being forever unmarried. At this she's just trying to settle down and get married before her assets start depreciating. She doesn't want to be leftovers after 35.
Kevin Samuels: women if you are between the ages 27 and 35 you are in the danger zone. You should be laser focused on what are expectations are.

Any unmarried women over 35 who is obsessed with their success.
by Ganja jesus May 7, 2022
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Danger Thursday

Going out (or staying in) on a Thursday night and drinking so much you know you'll have a hangover on Friday morning even though you have to get up and go to work!
Fran: Yas! Danger Thursday tonight!!
Paul: You having a few drinkies then??
Fran: Oh yeah, a couple of bottles of vino it is!
by elPaulio April 29, 2010
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Danger Music

Music based on the idea that some music could cause physical harm. Extremely unpleasant noises are the norm, with side effects of listening include: deafness, physical injury, possible death.
Most danger music live shows get cancelled before they begin, same reason as you won't organize a public massacre. Otherwise, attendees need to sign before entering so the musician can't be sued.
Listening guidelines:
Don't. Unless you regularly enjoy YouTube earrape and/or extratone, on a daily basis, of which you may have a chance of survival.
Guy: I found out this genre called Danger Music! Let's listen!
1 minute later, he was found dead in his room with severe bleeding from his ears, which were damaged. Several police personnel were deafened due to the danger music playing from the computer. Body sent for autopsy.
by A dying goat September 3, 2019
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