how do i shot web?

1. What spiderman says when his webs dont shoot out anymore.

2. What somebody says when they are falling off a cliff or high building and have nothing to hold on to.

3. What a n00b says when he fails at using the internet.

n00b: How come you know so much 1337 stuff?
hax0r: I just look on the web.
n00b: how do i shot web?

by Rico Thorn February 27, 2008

I make it do what it do

I make it happen like an operations managers! make the world go round, I get it done, am the reason it works

Q: Hey Joe what you up to?
A: Nothing much, you know,I make it do what it do my nig

by itsBennyBlancob January 7, 2012

Do I look fat in this dress

If she looks fat, tell her she looks fuckin fat. Don't lie just to get sex. If that bitch is fat, then dump her and go for something hotter

Bitch: "Do I look fat in this dress"

you: "yes baby you do, you so fuckin fat come give me a blow job or else I'm gonna go to the brothel tonight!!!"

by Johnny445 August 30, 2010

I can’t just do this anymore

I’m losing my mind.

I can’t just do this anymore.

by WorseThanHitler January 17, 2021

do i need to touch grass

yes, yes you do

Person 1: do i need to touch grass
Person 2: yes, yes you do

by vem är du May 25, 2022

i mean i can do anything that he can

1. part of one of xxxtentacion's most popular songs "Jocelyn flores"

2. the immediate response to finding out your crush likes another dude

1. "i know you so well, so well, i mean i can do anything that he can"

2.

person 1: hey uh, i like you
person 2: i have a boyfriend
person 1: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? WE'RE MEANT TO BE I MEAN I CAN DO ANYTHING THAT HE CAN

by ur friendly neighbourhood worm October 12, 2022

do i make you nervous

Something you say to make someone nervous

Boy: Do I make you nervous? 😏
Girl: N-no! 😳

by 🍩Dakoda🍩 September 4, 2021