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horizantal shit

The worst nightmare of all shit taking scenarios. Whereas a normal shit comes out vertically with easy 'slideage', this shit forces its way out horizontally causing immense pain and anguish. The horizontal shit brings a tear to the eye of the person who feels almost like the shit is raping them from the inside.
As Jake left the bathroom, his red eyed, sweaty appearence was enough for his friends to know the pain he'd been through minutes earlier
by Jiggaman April 15, 2005
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bring me the horizon

Bring Me The Horizon (Also referred to as BMTH), a five piece death metal hardcore (Deathxcore) band from Sheffield, U.K.
To date they have released an e.p and a album under Visible Noise records.
e.p- Re They Have No Reflections.
Album- Count Your Blessings
Bring me the horizon are a band you douche bag.
They have a song called pray for plagues.
"Damn, there are like a million little scene kids here!"
"what were you expecting, Bring Me The Horizon are on the line up"
by Londonboywhoknowsthescore November 26, 2007
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bring me the horizon

This band strives around having an image, not actually concentrating on their music at all. They make bland, boring, generic metal, and Oli Sykes triple dubs his vocals and adds a radio affect to them. Their guitars are flat sounding, and so are the drums. Its pretty obvious that the band revolves around Oliver Sykes because scenies think he's "hott." When in reality, he isn't. It's just his scene look that attracts them. You can usually find scene kids obsessing over the band because one of them said they were cool, so just like Hello Kitty, diamonds, and bat's, all the other scene kids think it's cool. And once again it's obvious that it has nothing to do with the music. Its a combination of them being attracted to the vocalist, and because they're scene to like, and scene kids are always looking for scene points.

The band themselves other than musicians have no idea what they're talking about when it comes to music. The most obvious question to ask a band is "who are you influences." BMTH can even answer it because they don't have a clue. The members are all cocky, arrogant, pricks. They're in it for the fashion. Which makes it even more obvious because the band owns their own clothing line, which brings up "maybe they're just doing it to get their name out?" Which they are because it's the most advertised thing on their website. Bottom line, obsess over a band that has talent and deserves the dedicated fan's. Not some piece of shit glamXcore scene band from the UK full of drag queen pricks.
Bring me the horizon is famous because of Oli, and that's it. Notice that no on ever talks about the rest of the band, or their music for the matter.
by bizzletizzle April 19, 2007
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Event Horizon

The exact moment in time between when a person realizes that they are going to have diarrhea and that it is inevitable.

In physics, the event horizon is the "point of no return" in which an object is caught in the gravitational pull of a black hole.
I'm having an event horizon and need to find the bathroom.
by FerdinandLB July 30, 2011
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Horizon Sex

Sex that doesn't count because it happens so far away from one's home. ...Generally considered cheating, but justified as acceptable because it is beyond the common horizon.
| "Did you cheat?" "Naw, man. Just horizon sex. My girlfriend will never find out." |
by SecretlySexuallyTwisted September 19, 2010
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now bring me that horizon

a line made famous by the pirates of the caribbean movies. it is to be used when you are setting off to do something i.e. on a mission. usually uttered to oneself after other instructions have been given.
a loose translation is: "now, lets go."
person 1: alright first we'll get the beer, then we'll get the car, and then we're off to Mexico!
other people: alright! yay! woohoo!
person 1: now bring me that horizon
by Kennedi Greene October 13, 2007
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Horizontal Axis Wind Turbine

Good looking, attractive. A codeword way of saying someone is hot; horizontal axis wind turbine = HAWT.
"Damn, check out that horizontal axis wind turbine over there!"
by WindriderMetal March 26, 2010
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