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Oriental Express

When a guy prevents himself from shitting, at least 2-3 days and then unleashes a turd that resembles a large garden snake. This brown anaconda then is fished out of the toilet and frozen in a freezer. When the time is right you take out this frozen shit stick and ram in to your loved ones meat curtain until it turns into peanut butter.
After I gave my girl the oriental express, I spit on her twat and had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
by CBD1972 November 12, 2008
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Oriental

A quaint sailing village with a drinking problem, located in eastern North Carolina in Pamlico County on the Neuse River. Also known as O-Town, Oriental harbors more boats than people. Oriental is home to the O-Town Hustlas, and hosts such annual events as the Croaker Festival and the Tarpon Tournement. The prefered passtime in O-Town is getting fucked up.
Person 1: What do you want to do in Pamlico County tonight?
Person 2: Lets go get blitzed in O-Town

You know all about those Oriental Girls
by O-Town Hustlas September 17, 2005
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Oriental

A completely racist term aimed at Asian-Americans it “yellow people”.
People often get confused in their own stupidity and think that because they don’t find it racist, that it isn’t.
RED PILL-HEAD: I couldn’t understand anything that oriental was saying. Ching Chong Ching Ching Chong Chong

LITERALLY EVERYONE ELSE: That was racist and you should feel ashamed of yourself.

RP-H: well, the term oriental isn’t racist. Learn the language you speak, PC Fag.

LITERALLY EVERYONE: Shut up before I remove a star-sticker from your name.
by Jesusxexx January 28, 2020
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horizontal crab nigga

''what is that''
''that is a horizontal crab nigga m'lord''
-my uncle
by whiteboyshit August 31, 2014
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Horizontal Sweep

The horizontal Sweep is when you have a hand gun hold it dow so it is turned and use the recoil of each shot to move the gun to the target and keep firing.
The Russian mafia hitman killed 10 crips using a 9mm and the horitzontal sweep.
by scannerfish December 10, 2004
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Horizontal Kabbadi

A humorous term used to define two people engaging in sexual activity. Kabbadi (or Kabaddi) refers to wrestling in the Urdu language.
"Yo why didn't you pick up the phone?"

"Sorry bro, horizontal kabbadi with Jessica"
by Thewhatnot February 6, 2010
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Horizontal Mumbo

Sex engaged on a counter top or similar structure.
I bet you would take an Alabama blacksnake in an alleyway while doing the horizontal mumbo!
by FartFucker69 March 28, 2015
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