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HOOK UP

To be involved to the extent that you do the emotional heavy lifting, be exclusive, be romantic, go the whole nine-yards, because its 2025.
Hey, I am a tired millennial. All that I desire from life is a stable hook up.
by OLDWORDSNEWMEANINGS June 4, 2025
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Hooked Up

No!? Why not!? My... My victory is incomplete now... It's all ruined now... You've RUINED EVERYTHING Mikhaila!
Hym "So... What? What am I supposed to do here now? Endure a partial victory forever? Andy? Mikhaila? Wh- I just don't see why! This... The opportunity is gone now. How am I supposed to... It- I need that to be a thing! Go back! You go back and you fuck that Frankenstein Mikhaila! Right now! I made it for a reason! What is he doing now? Sitting in a room!? That's NOT what he's FOR, Mikhaila! THAT'S NOT WHAT HE'S FOR! GODDAMN IT!! DAMN IT ALL TO HELL! I mean, you can't just lie!? You can't just lie and SAY you hooked up with him!? For me!? Goddamn you! HOOOOOooooooo SHIT! Shitshitshit! Ok! New plan! I'm building a time machine! I got the A.I. I got the death-bots. We take over the world. Build a slut-tower. Then! Then I make the time machine. Perfect my victory. Come back to the present. Reside in the slut-tower indefinitely. Die. Sound good?"

Iam "Um..."

Hym "The answer is 'Yes.' Perfect plan. This is what we're doing now."
by Hym Iam September 29, 2023
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double double the hook up

One your ex man is with another bitch
"Double double the hook up"

*picture with another bitch*
by sweggieswegger January 23, 2017
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Toad's hook up

Did you see that Toad's hook up he just pulled? It was awesome
by hawaiianginger March 19, 2011
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hook up

shelby and jacob had a hook up. they must have enjoyed that make out
by hdudbdd June 11, 2018
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pot hook up

Someone who supplies all your pot needs.
"So I've heard that you're a good pot hook up."
by High_like_jesus March 13, 2016
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Advanced Hook Up

1st-3rd bases
Bob: Hey this is like the 9th time you hooked up with Amanda

Jim: I know we went advanced this time. Advanced hook up is also 3rd base.
by Jennakranks May 15, 2016
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