hippopotamograph

Part of the stoned ramblings of two friends during school time.

Holy shit man, what the hell was that? *bird noises* Shit, there it goes again. That's got to be one of those Hippopotamographs. Shit! *hides*

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hippopiccolo

an imaginary band instrument that is played by the lead floustist, after he or she sings the hippopiccolo song. see example below

P-I-C for the pic, for the pic,
C-O-L-O for the piccolo,
T-A-M-U-S for the picolotamus!
HIPPOPICCOLO!

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Girl with a large behind that consists of a chunky amount of cellulite.

"Dang that girl is suffering from some serious hippopalitus!"

Hippopalitus by wadyano January 14, 2010

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The hippo is terrible in the extreme. It is apt to call it a hippopotamonster.

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This word means "the fear of long words"

Sue-she totally has hippopotomonstroshusquipodaliophobia!

Jan-yeah!! Tots!!

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One of my fears is hippopotomonstrausaquipidaliphobia.

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A vagina that is grossly disproportionate with the rest of the woman's body.

"I really like Kelly but man, her hippopotapuss freaks me the fuck out!"
"I know what you mean. It really bummed me out too."

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