Voodoo volcanic header

when you make fun of a large pimple on someone and then you get one soon afterwards

Oh crap, I got a voodoo volcanic header!

by Seles April 23, 2011

Hayden

An asshole that will never get a girlfriend because he is gay and crazy, he threatens to jump people

Hayden sucks balls

by 42069hayden February 6, 2020

Hayden

A sexy, smart guy.
Always looks well put together and is great in bed. :P
Sexy name and sexy guy. :P

"Wooh, see that hot guy?"
"Yep, he was a total hayden"

by thtswhtsup March 13, 2009

crack-headed

stupid or dumb. One that acts like a crack-headed little bitch.

Look at that crack-headed motherfucker!?! He's sucking that guys dick in the middle of the street!

by pass the pipe July 25, 2003

Pink headed white snake

The penis of a white male.

Man, that pink headed white snake spits a ton of venom!

by Blowy Gladstone January 24, 2011

hede

“HE-D”, adj. - something that is exceptionally heat, fire, rad, etc. The feeling you would get if you just won the lottery, graduated with a PhD, squatted 1,000, & busted a nut simultaneously.

Skydiving from space was hede.

by Kremlin Slaze May 5, 2018

hendecavisible birthday

Hendecavisible birthdays are "special" birthdays in which your age is evenly divisible by 11. Typically celebrated only by eccentrics.

Congratulations on turning 33! Are you enjoying your third hendecavisible birthday?

by Steebu! August 10, 2006