A specific archetype of girl/woman that meets the following criteria:
-Lives in a mental hospital
-Has BPD and is potentially psychotic
-Makes vague Britney Spears references in her therapeutic work (Oops... I did it Again)
-Wants to have intercourse with men whom she knows that after interacting with they will be mentally and spiritually tortured from their experience
-Refers to men she's slept with or intends to sleep with as her "victims"
Which is to say, any woman at one time or another, but Hayleys are more consistent in their neuroses. Dyed hair is not a necessary criterion, but very common.
-Lives in a mental hospital
-Has BPD and is potentially psychotic
-Makes vague Britney Spears references in her therapeutic work (Oops... I did it Again)
-Wants to have intercourse with men whom she knows that after interacting with they will be mentally and spiritually tortured from their experience
-Refers to men she's slept with or intends to sleep with as her "victims"
Which is to say, any woman at one time or another, but Hayleys are more consistent in their neuroses. Dyed hair is not a necessary criterion, but very common.
"Bro I think I'm gonna have a mental breakdown after fucking that chick from the bar"
"Well yeah man, she was a total Hayley."
"Well yeah man, she was a total Hayley."
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Get the Hayley Dixon mug.Two people both who look as good as eachother. They're, two kind, beautiful, funny, and fun to hang with people and deserve the best that comes. As great as they sound they may have some bumps up the road but will thrive through it and come out with a better and stronger relationship then ever before. They spend every minute that they can talking, chatting and laughing with their friends on a group call. They enjoy hanging out and make quite the cute couple and will have a great and will have a never ending feeling that theyre meant to be. Even if they break up their souls will forever be intertwined and miss what they had and have a feeling of loss and would regret ending it.
In summary,
Ben and hayley are a great couple people will admire and wish to have and what they have they sould hold tight to their chest with each others hands.
Ben and hayley are a great couple people will admire and wish to have and what they have they sould hold tight to their chest with each others hands.
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Get the Hayley mug.Hayley is a shy person if you don't talk to her often but once you get to know her she is a crazy girl who likes to have a good time. she is trustworthy, honest, sweet and caring. if she's single shes ready to mingle with boys who tend to start with A. she goes for guys that are caring, funny, honest and have a nice smile. if the guy cannot be bothered talking to her or approach her she will eventually move on. but whatever happens Hayley will always be there for you.
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Get the hayley mug.An indecisive shopper. Often approaches the checkout with the intention of paying only to walk away again.
"Oh no! Is that Mrs Margaret?"
"Yeah, so?"
"She's so annoying, she brings her basket to the checkout, spends ages talking about her cats, holds up the queue and then goes back to Aisle 6 for her stem ginger biscuits."
"Oh dear, she sounds like a bit of
a Checkout Hayley."
"Yeah, so?"
"She's so annoying, she brings her basket to the checkout, spends ages talking about her cats, holds up the queue and then goes back to Aisle 6 for her stem ginger biscuits."
"Oh dear, she sounds like a bit of
a Checkout Hayley."
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