Golden Handshake

The act of passing a condom via handshake between bros. Most often occurs when one bro sees another about to get lucky, and either knows, or is unsure, that said bro has readily available protection. The handshake occurs to prevent outside parties from noticing, while at the same time congratulating the bro on his success. Should the act not occur, the unopened condom should be returned to it's original owner.

Bro 1: Dan got with Sarah last night... hope he used a dome!
Bro 2: It's all good, I gave him the Golden Handshake.

by DanTheMan666 October 3, 2013

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Lexi Handshake

When someone takes their hands and places them under the buttox of their partner and jiggles them up and down in a rhythmic motion saying "tweedle deedle doo"

Last night by lover gave me a Lexi Handshake next to the bananas in the super market.

by Connerics February 13, 2010

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gothenburg handshake

A greeting where a man's genitals are grabbed and shaken by another man, regardless of consent. The term was coined in the song "Gothenburg Handshake" by The Pains of Being Pure At Heart.

"He shook way more than my hand...he pulled a Gothenburg Handshake on me and now my balls feel awkward and molested..."

by CaptainofIndustry January 1, 2012

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Russian Handshake

v. -To greet someone with a deathgrip to the crotch.

Guy: Whats...UP!!
Pansey: OMG OWWWWW D00000D WTF UGGGGGGH YOU GAYYY ow....
Guy: Nah, Russian Handshake. No babies for you.

by Nadergrinder January 31, 2008

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TSA Handshake

When a TSA agent gropes, feels, and/or cups the breasts or genital region in an inappropriate manner when searching you while going through airport security.

When I flew out of O'hare yesterday I got the worst TSA handshake during my pat down.

by Airborne traveler November 24, 2010

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