When you slip your 1-inch wonder inside of a pumpkin hot pocket and then get your girl to clean it up.
by peen boi October 30, 2018
Get the halloween peenmug. The day of october in the year 2018, where every kid in 43 of the 50 states dresses up in their favorite Fortnite skins to go trick or treating in while the parents cringe in despair as if they made the greatest mistake.
family conversation for halloween 2018
Kid 1: Can i do Fortnite for halloween?
Parents: NO.
Kid: PLEEEEAAASSSEEE?
Parents: ugh, fine. but no.
Kid: why?
Parents: because we are doing halloween in themes this year.
Kid 1: Can i do Fortnite for halloween?
Parents: NO.
Kid: PLEEEEAAASSSEEE?
Parents: ugh, fine. but no.
Kid: why?
Parents: because we are doing halloween in themes this year.
by Roxyboy13 October 27, 2018
Get the Halloween 2018mug. Person 1: Damn, they really needed Michael
Person 2: Ong bro its the Corey Cunningham movie featuring Michael Myers… sometimes
Person 1: now it IS halloween ends :(
Person 2: Ong bro its the Corey Cunningham movie featuring Michael Myers… sometimes
Person 1: now it IS halloween ends :(
by anonymous October 22, 2022
Get the Halloween Endsmug. Noun.
A shared, festive sexual experience where both sexes eat signature mexican delicacies off each others entrepiernas (crotches) while simultaneously listening to "Spanish Flea", "Monster Mash", "Jarabe Tapatío" y "Thriller"
A shared, festive sexual experience where both sexes eat signature mexican delicacies off each others entrepiernas (crotches) while simultaneously listening to "Spanish Flea", "Monster Mash", "Jarabe Tapatío" y "Thriller"
Pedro: Hola José nunca te lo creerás
(You'll never believe this)
José: ¿Que?
(What?)
Pedro: La esposa y yo tuvimos relaciones sexuales anoche
(The wife and I had sex last night)
José: ¿Cómo es eso tan difícil de creer?
(How's that so hard to believe)
Pedro: Hicimos el Halloween mexicano
(We did the Mexican Halloween)
José: ¡Ai! *Se desmaya*
(He faints)
Pedro: Sí, mi esposa tuvo la misma reacción. Incluso me llamó Speedy Gonzáles.
(Yeah, that was my wife's reaction. She even called me Speedy Gonzales.)
(You'll never believe this)
José: ¿Que?
(What?)
Pedro: La esposa y yo tuvimos relaciones sexuales anoche
(The wife and I had sex last night)
José: ¿Cómo es eso tan difícil de creer?
(How's that so hard to believe)
Pedro: Hicimos el Halloween mexicano
(We did the Mexican Halloween)
José: ¡Ai! *Se desmaya*
(He faints)
Pedro: Sí, mi esposa tuvo la misma reacción. Incluso me llamó Speedy Gonzáles.
(Yeah, that was my wife's reaction. She even called me Speedy Gonzales.)
by PseudoFrank August 26, 2021
Get the Mexican Halloweenmug. mexican halloween is when a dude gets a blowjob from a chick with a mouth full of hot tamales candy , and then ejaculates on her face while yelling trick or treat
dude was dissapointed that his girlfriend didn't have any hot tamales so he only got a regular blow job instead of celebratina mexican halloween
by dirkus November 1, 2009
Get the mexican halloweenmug. by thedalmation December 9, 2007
Get the halloween kitkatmug. by emilyb October 18, 2006
Get the halloween applemug.