A place where the guys are shorter than the girls, racist against black people (though they are for the most part non existent within the school) and have less testosterone than the girls as well. The hicks, the deers, AND the antelope play in the fields (usually on 4-wheelers, or some kind of farm machine). Once in a while there is a really cute guy. Other times, farm boots and cow shit are what you get. The girls are slutty. Since the school is so small, the girls desperately reach out to other schools in the district, usually by opening their legs. Overall, Holland Patent High School is a great school if you want an easy lay, or to roll in the hay with a less than attractive farmer boy.
Holland Patent High School
by JustxSayinnx March 24, 2011
A night spent with an engaged Dutch woman whose name you don't know and don't care to know. You filled the O in her puss.
On New Year's eve Jim's symphonic skills played Mr. Holland's Opus(He banged a chic from Holland who was flying back the next day to meet her husband).
by Scott E. Irish January 02, 2006
Jacob: Oh my god do you know what day it is?
Gram: no what is it?
Jacob: TOM HOLLAND DICK PIC ANNIVERSARY
Gram: no what is it?
Jacob: TOM HOLLAND DICK PIC ANNIVERSARY
by yourdailydoesofstupidity January 20, 2022
by Buddy love March 24, 2018
When during sex you fart under the bed sheets, and put your girlfriend’s/boyfriend’s head under it and keep it there.
Oh no, he did the holland chimney to me again.
The best boyfriend in the whole world, he is caring and kind and sweet and cute and funny and I love everything about him
by I love Colton holland March 11, 2023
Hym "Hey, maybe if he does what YOU did to become champion and he does a bunch of steroids, maybe Kevin Holland WILL be a champion. Who knows!? You did a bunch of steroids you fucking idiot. You did the steroids. Got caught. And then fucking LOST you fucking bum. You went on Joe Rogan talking about how fucking great you felt you fucking asshole. What the fuck is wrong with you."
by Hym Iam January 23, 2025